Mauritius Hash Trash 539
15-03-2009 Le Val Leslie and Marie-Claude Yanie & Marie Anne #539
Hello there all my run chums and beer buds ~ whet your whistles for this one – it was an unforgettable day!
Seventy five of us turned up for a rocky adventure that took us up and down, past cool water features and beautiful scenic views, over hills and down slippery slopes, not a trail for the faint hearted but everyone enjoyed the bumpy ride!
Run 539 ~ ~ circle symposium
GM Alan the terrible appeared with a knife through his brain (ouch) and waving his bones around in the air…..the circle was shocked into an unusual silence and the GM was very pleased with us!
He was sporting around in his gift Red Hanoi Hash T-shirt and thought he would “hanoi” us all a bit in the circle ~
Harum-Scarum !
A big round of well deserved applause to our hares Leslie and Marie-Claude for a very typical hash – they did it the way it should be done, with plenty of running and filled with features and very interesting stuff – an all round winner in every hasher’s book – Captain Nemo took this honour down-down for both of them because Marie-Claude was multitasking in the background getting the hash market in shape.
Our bar-boy for today was Thomas “Thumbelino”.
1 timer
The Swiss Family WALTER!
Kurt and his wife Anna Banana and son Sean “Swiss Cheese” from the HANOI HASH ( www.hanoih3.com )
Sven & Kurt’s dad Urs (Switzerland)
Stefan’s family Annick, Gregory & Elody (Mauritius)
Teresa (Seychelles)
Barbara (Germany)
Said (Mauritius) – it took him 5 years to find us he SAID!
Brian’s friends Andrias & Julia (Germany)
2 timer
Kim (Mauritius)
Mike (Scotland)
Three cheers for the RA – who manoeuvred into the circle with his rock collar black dog outfit and a delicious french greeting, GM Alan should give him a bone for his prowess!
RA Alistair commented on the recent National day holiday and wondered if we all enjoyed the Independence Day…..no huge bustle in the circle so now we know how many patriots we have in the hash!
Let’s practice our punishing procedures!
The RA calls out the sinners.
He asks “ARE THEY GUILTY?”
Hopefully the circle agrees and shouts “YES” (or no???)
Dodocop gives the note…
Me me me me me me
We sing the song in a very disorganized way…
OKAY?
1 ~ The RA asked if any of us could remember the name REGINALD MOLEHUSBAND? (Anyone??? – Come on, reveal your ages!!!) – PERRY was flagrantly caught red handed in his brave attempt to park his car but couldn’t quite park it at the first try so he had to suffer the down-sequences!
TRASH PERISCOPE: This is the story of Reginald Molehusband, married, two children, whose reverse parking was a public danger. People came from miles just to see it. Bets were laid on his performance. What he managed to miss at the back, he was sure to make up for at the front. Bus drivers and taxis changed their routes to avoid him. Until the day that Reginald Molehusband did it right. Not too close, far enough forward… come on Reginald… and reverse in slowly… come on…. and watching traffic… and park perfectly! Well done Reginald Molehusband, the safest parker in town.
2 ~ The RA greenly commented on how important it was to leave the ON-ON spotless every time we finished…but something got left behind at the last hash… BERTRAND was guilty of leaving his dog () bowl – and he was punished with a down~down from it – which he did with a certain je ne sais quoi and wore the bowl on his head – in spotless spectacular true hash spirit!
HASH HUSH!
Oooh la la the crowd woke up.
GM Alan announced the appearance of a character we all knew…
Say YAY for the SMELLEEEEY BLOOOOOOOOOOO!
MYLENE decided to give it to the first lady who asked her where the Smelly Blue was…so the onus fell on TOMOKO!
(She protested that she was too short to wear it and that she would drown in it, well…she predicted right when she had to endure the inevitable smelly shower, on her knees with naughty Claude behind her to share in her suffering!)
Dodocop our Trailmaster took the floor in a hearty plea for new hares! Captain Nemo joined in to explain how it was done and we hope that more of you would take the plunge and learn how to set a trail –
Don’t be scared!
Dare to Hare!
Thanks to the food team – we had a delicious cooked meal today with all the trimmings – courtesy of Marie-Anne & Yanie and loads of help from Dodocop and Franchette.
We also had a delicious taste of Jean’s self made GATO’ COCO ~ m m m!!!
The next trail will be somewhere in Tamarin and the hares will be today’s cooks!
I saw a hash snail
On Le Val nature trail
Was it Alan…was it John?
Who arrived first at the ON~ON?
Jiggle juggle
Say hello to the TRASH CLOWN
He got into a squabble
And deserves a DOWN-DOWN!
See you in fourteen!
Don’t forget your sunscreen!
Zan – Your Edit Hare
| The Hash Mish-Management Team | |
| Supreme Being: | Alan “Strong On” |
| Hare Line + Trailmasters: | Gilbert “Dodocop”; Tel: (M)910 4062 Deputy: Alan “Strong on”; Tel: (H)675 0365, (M)790 9782 |
| Cellarmaster: | Chris & Tess (beer-a-dor/labrador) & Deputy Bob |
| Hash Horn: | Blob “Supremous Blobus” |
| Religious and Sex Advisor: | Alistair |
| Ice Man: | Dave H. |
| Ha$h Ca$h: | Henriette |
| Drinks for Wimps ‘n Kids: | Harold |
| Hash Market: | Marie-Claude |
| Edit Hare: | Zandré, Stand-in: Adrienne (or anyone who can write) |
| Kitchen Mistress: | Marie Jo (Tel. 453 9675) & Sarah as gourmet deputy |
