The Hash has a long tradition of singing silly songs for entertainment, celebration, congratulations, because we’re bored etc. Here is a list of some of them!
Swing Low, Sweet Chariot
Swing low, sweet chariot, coming for to carry me home;
Swing low, sweet chariot, coming for to carry me home;
I looked over Jordan and what did I see? Coming for to carry me home;
A band of angels coming after me, Coming for to carry me home;
*(repeat above until people start leaving)
Here’s to the Hasher
Me me me, here’s to the Hasher, he/she/they’re true blue!
He/She/They’re a Hasher through and through
He/She/They’re an asshole so they say
Tried to go to heaven but they went the wrong way
Take it down! (10, 9, 8 etc… might start at a lower number…)
Why Are We Waiting
Why are we waiting
We could be masturbating/fornicating
Why are we waiting so fucking long
Bullshit
Bullshit
Bullshit
It all sounds like bullshit to me, to me!
Bullshit
Bullshit
It all sounds like bullshit to me!
Hashy Birthday
Hashy Birthday
Fuck you
Hashy Birthday
Fuck you
Hashy Birthday, fuck you dear
Hashy Birthday
Fuck you
