Mauritius Hash Trash 516
20-04-2008 Hermitage Blob + Claude C. Mickael #516
Welcome to the first ever
TRIPLE DELIGHT
Recycled
Runners
Walkers
&
Bikers
HASH!
The nature – menu of the day included –
Rain
Mud
Sugarcane
Mountains
Superb 360 degree views
Lakes
Puddles
Rain
Mud
Sugarcane
Sugarcane
Sugarcane
MUD
Ooooooops
Sorry did I repeat that?
Hash Circle Gossip
Our GM Supremous Blobus wanted to know what everybody thought of today’s hash…and amidst all the cheers admitted that he rode straight into a rock, apologised for the weather and also for deafening Alan’s right ear with a single blow of his horn…but we forgave him because we all know that it’s always pandemonium and it always rains when the GM sets the Hash!
Yoo Hoo…
1 timer
Lisette and her children Jan & Amriti (Holland)
Jacques-Henry (Mauritius)
Matt (Liverpool)
And finally, after some hoorays and boos from Football fans…
Julien (France)
2 timer
Sanjeeve (Mauritius)
Christian
Owen & Andrew (our younger generation hash lads)
So…shortly after Owen and Andrew downed some under 16 Sprite for being second timers…the GM invited Thomas as well and gave all three biking hashketeers an honorary down-down – for thoroughly enjoying this hash …on their bikes, in the mud, and showing us all what adventure is really about!
Yay – way to go boys!
Silence for the deaf-by-horn RA!!! Alan was circling the circle with his ethnic stick and thanking the Hares for the jolly good trail because the GM couldn’t thank himself…and proceeded straight DOWN to business with the punishment of the following unsuspecting sinners!
All together now ~ quintuple down-down
1 ~ MARK from America! Who came to the hash with a bandaged hand and couldn’t run in the rain…WHY? Because he was boxing his punching bag at home and accidentally hit the post! OUCH! Wonder who made him angry?
2 ~ Doreen …who was trying to be invisible but couldn’t escape the RA’s sharp eye…
3 ~ Zan…for sitting quietly in a corner wearing my Viking hat…
What was our crime??? HORNY LADIES on the HASH!!!
4 ~ Lisette … for wearing her Welly Boots on the hash she scored an HONORARY down-down…
And last but not least…the RA had to add a Scotsman to the line-up, hmmmmm, wonder who could that be?
5 ~ Leslie!!! Boasting around with his T-shirt that says…NO JOB…NO GIRL (crossed out by Marie-Claude) …NO MONEY…NO PROBLEM. Watch Leslie’s smug mug shot below…
Ha! Alan got a beer shower and didn’t realise the threat until it was too late!
HASH HUSH!!!
We are all rebels and can’t stay quiet for too long!!!
The GM wished to thank Claude & Marie-Jo for their efforts and even for a special Cake with a bicycle decoration – what a cyclonic touch! (And by this time the rain had gone!)
Photo brought to you exclusively by Flash Bug the photog just in time before the Kamikaze-cake got eaten.
“Young” Claude was ushered in by the GM to announce the winner of the last 100 meters cycle challenge.
MATT from Liverpool – whoopee doo!!!
But because our GM forgot the PRIZE at home…and Claude wasn’t about to give away his bicycle…Matt just had to settle for an honourable down-down and did so …claiming his title with style.
Last but not least…
The GM wanted to thank Michael for the food, and while the hungry crowd whipped into frenzy…
He announced the next hares…..Bob, Jackie & Evert, in a MYSTERY LOCATION with the promise to dazzle everybody…watch this web!!!
Watch these hashers munching with flair!
Hash Picnic Pic from Flash Bug ~ the pap-Hare-razzo
Wishy
Washy
Squishy
Squashy
Rub-a-dub-dub
Sliding in the mud
Bicycle wheels…
Puddles & guava peels!
See you all in 14!!!
Rolling into the lake!
With a piece of Claude’s Cycle cake!
Bubbly byes…
Zan ~ Your Edit Hare
As I ride off into the sunset…..
Here is hash secret code #H117 when someone is sitting on the Beer!
Hash-Pub Password is BOTTOMS UP!!!!!
| The Hash Mish-Management Team | |
| Supreme Being: | BLOB who is a multitasker and still blowing his HORN |
| Hare Line + Trailmasters: | Alan “Strong on”; Tel: (H)675 0365, (M)790 9782 Deputy: Gilbert “Dodocop”; Tel: (M)910 4062 |
| Cellarmaster: | Jackie and Bob (J&B) |
| Hash Horn: | Robert “Blob” |
| Religious and Sex Advisor: | Peter “Malignant Growth” and we are still looking for another volunteer for the times when Peter is somewhere else on the planet downing someone else’s beers! |
| Ice Man: | Dave H. |
| Ha$h Ca$h: | Henriette |
| Drinks for Wimps ‘n Kids: | Jean and Philidia |
| Hash Market: | Marie-Claude” |
| Edit Hare: | Zandré, Stand-in: Adrienne (or anyone who can write) |
| Kitchen Mistress: | Marie Jo (Tel. 453 9675) |
