Mauritius Hash Trash 534
04-01-2009 The Albion Run Peter and Zan Harold and Adrienne #534
It’s a brand new year!
Prepare to be hashified…
Prepare to be TRASHMERISED!!!
Run 534 ~ the cool & short Albion Run.
Say what? Cool & short my foot!
Looooooong & HOT.
But this is all I will say about the subject folks…unless you want to have more inside info on SIZES & HOW IT WAS, you might just think I’m talking about something illicit ~ !
This trail was full of surprises and falsies and we used all the signs in the book – with bits of sugarcane, slices of asphalt, a dash of sea & sand, a historical site with a sugar chimney…and even a very welcome beer stop thrown into the mix to make today a superb start to a fresh new year.
The New Year Circle under Harold & Adrienne’s Mango Trees
Calling in the HARES – Zan & Peter!
A very good clap for the hares – superb run… Peter wondered if we needed penicillin for that clap??
I have a very big surprise for you hashtafarians!
Our much loved ex GM is back!!! Supremous Blobus has made his appearance and this makes the day even more special…Although he didn’t come for the run (now that’s a surprise?) – He couldn’t resist the after-party!
3 Cheers for Blob – great to have you with us again!
Ciao from the ROME HASH – our Trailmaster Dodocop just came back from Italy and said that the Hash is better here ……hmmmmm……I’m sure he knows what’s good for him so he’d better say that!!!
We also had a representative here today from the DELHI HASH – who suggested we should have a WATER CHECK because of the weather. GM Alan was just starting to complain about how water is more costly than beer, and we all argued that there was WATER at the beer stop…as well as sprinklers along the way!!! What is it with these foreign hashers…
1 timer
We had so many first timers today…that the GM decided to just say HI & BYE and Dodocop was shouting to get the virgins back but it was too late!
2 timer
Lucky for the GM, we did have a few second timers…
Andris (Latvia)
Jay & Lina (Canada)
Ah Ah what’s next on my list…
BIG THANKS to Harold & Adrienne for the food and allowing a bunch of crazy hashers to crash in their garden!
The DON – Herb the Great – is coming out of Hospital today…BIG CHEERS for HERB!!
Peter believes that John is coming out too (out of the closet…because he has been wearing his hash stars on both ears and made everybody wonder if he was crossing over??)
RA ALISTAIR got up on his soap box.
Bonne Annee a touts!!!
And suddenly he summoned the GM back on the soap box because he forgot to say HAPPY NEW YEAR …ah so many reasons to punish the GM with a down down…
RA Alistair shared with us some sad news – he lost a very good friend of his so today is not a very good day for him – big sympathy hugs from all of us.
But…he added that today he came across the best laid trails he’s ever seen (who got laid on the trail we all wanted to know??)…
Plus he wanted to announce that he lost his shorts on the Red Dress Hash…oooh la la, we wonder how that happened? We all know the Shorts our RA wears, those tight Lycra ones….Peter wanted to know if the shorts are short or if the RA is short?????
The long & short of it is that we will not talk about size any longer.
Dodocop was called into the circle to lead the untuned hashers in the singing…
1 ~ Didier was called in and asked if he could remember what happened roundabout the Red Dress Run, when he still did the hash despite something life altering? He couldn’t REMEMBER!!! And for that he definitely deserves a d-d, because he GOT MARRIED and then forgot all about it! So this is a wedding down~down for Didier and Annabelle (we tried to sing to the wedding tune but you can imagine how that went) and wishes of many many happy years in misery from John the cynic!
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2 ~ ~ Jacqueline’s two sons…Ryan, Jacques and Delinda visiting from South Africa…it’s their first hash ever and they deserve a d-d for having managed to get up early to join us…so here’s to the heavy sleepers….(and I thought we didn’t have a railway in Mauritius??)
3 ~ the SMELLY BLUE related down-down. Bertrand endured a horrible smelly shower when he enrobed the Smelly Blue last before the INFAMOUS Red Dress Run…normally the kids go crazy and pour all their softies over the poor smelly bearers, but this time there was an ADULT who became a kid in this terrible deed and his crime was caught on CAMERA!!!GANG was flagrantly caught in the act and had to pay for his smelly sins.
4 ~ the SMELLY BLUE down-down shower. The next smelly blue owner will fall in love! Bertrand was ever so thoughtful to attach a JUMBO SIZE CONDOM to the Smelly Blue just in case…and decided to hand it over to JOHN who put the smelly on backwards so as not to have Harold’s life size face on his back but on his front…ooh la la, and he also wanted to make sure that the condom was tried and tested???
Way too much info for one trash, don’t you all agree?
I must get new batteries for my TRASH CENSOR GADGET.
There was gorgeous Dholl Purri on the veranda / or was it gorgeous dolly birds in the pool???
ON ON my merry hasher buds
It’s a new year …it’s a clean slate
Time to go out and PARTY! Let your hair down…stay out late!!!
Here’s to NEW BEGINNINGS
Let’s make the most of it.
Zan – Your Edit Hare
| The Hash Mish-Management Team | |
| Supreme Being: | Alan “Strong On” |
| Hare Line + Trailmasters: | Gilbert “Dodocop”; Tel: (M)910 4062 Deputy: Alan “Strong on”; Tel: (H)675 0365, (M)790 9782 |
| Cellarmaster: | Chris & Tess (beer-a-dor/labrador) & Deputy Bob |
| Hash Horn: | Blob “Supremous Blobus” |
| Religious and Sex Advisor: | Alistair |
| Ice Man: | Dave H. |
| Ha$h Ca$h: | Henriette |
| Drinks for Wimps ‘n Kids: | Harold |
| Hash Market: | Marie-Claude |
| Edit Hare: | Zandré, Stand-in: Adrienne (or anyone who can write) |
| Kitchen Mistress: | Marie Jo (Tel. 453 9675) & Sarah as gourmet deputy |
