Mauritius Hash Trash 498
498 29-07-2007 Deux Bras Alan & Dodocop #498
In the PRE-Circle word got around that this run was going to score 5 on Rosemarie’s Scale, but … do I have news for you!
Follow me … I have some delicious diddles to share with you all…
we went … along muddy trails and through mosquito infested forests, over bridges and meandering rivulets, SUPERB SCENERY, magnificent mountain views that seemed to transport us to a sunny scenario somewhere in Switzerland … this was truly a swooning sensational stride through prime panoramic territory!
The PLACE is aptly named Deux Bras, aka TWO ARMS, I am wondering twixt myself & me if those 2 hares planned it all along … you see, running or walking with TWO LEGS yes, but boy did we need those TWO ARMS today more than any other day … WHOA! We had to hold on for dear life and our arms came in very HANDY thanks to those Slippery slopes, some of us even used TWO CHEEKS to slide down-hill!
Back at base … Our Rosemarie Scale hit 1 and shot right up to 10 as voted by all the hashers of the round circle, and so say all of us! Yoo hoo!
Way to go, hares … you did a fantastic job & we all had a great slippery time, just like kids playing in the mud, in true HASH FASHION!
Our Trailmaster Alan, has decided to show off his artistic skills, multi-tasking as GM AND extraordin-HARE, letting his HAIR down but never letting his HARES down … good job he was having a good HAIR DAY!
Plus he was doing some harlequin marketing & trying to get his votes up for the next Mish~Management Election … by introducing a DOUBLE MENU by the Foodie Brigade … well done, Alan, you know how to win any hasher’s heart!
First Timer
Sandy & Sue, Chris & Becky from Wales
Valery & Macha from Mauritius
Second Timer
Karen (Mru) ~ way to go girl! You saved the GM from downing yet another beer!
Our long-lost RA – *Peter … made a special guest appearance disguised as a Russian, talking like a Russian, acting like a Russian, all because he was DRINKING like a Russian and therefore had forgotten how to speak English. I guess we will have to call him Piotr from now on & give him some Vodka to keep him cool & calm.
Niet Problemsk!
Down downs
Our RA SSIAN RA has found a new & cutting edge technology in espionage … SPYING naughty hashers … wonder where has he picked up this SECRET SNOOPING HABIT ?
Our First D~D goes to …
Gerard & Catherine! Two malignant Hashers, SHORTCUTTING in broad daylight
and I don’t mean cutting HAIR … short-cutting HARES!!!!! It is HAIR-raising, hairy
& hare-editory because it rubbed off on our HARE who is none other than our Hare-oic DODOCOP ! Not splitting any hairs, he led lots of hashers astray, encouraging first timers, second timers, virgins & hard-headed heavy-handed hashers to SHORTCUT because he felt sorry for Jackie, so she also got a down ~ down just BECAUSE!
And lastly
but not leastly
our RA got
a bit beastly
and called KEVIN to the Down~Down doddle, … because … wait for this … he did nothing wrong! And PRETENDED not to do anything wrong, soooooooo he deserved to down his COCA COLA because he didn’t want to down a beer, HA ! Choosy sinner indeed, here’s to the NON-BEER-DRINKER,
he’s so BLUE …
do I smell blue,
do I sense sapphire
do I sniff azure
do I suspect … the SMELLY BLUE?
Where are you, Smelly Blue?
Smellier than ever Blue,
what has RAY done to you?
RAY – got so nostalgic over Smelly, he felt he was going to feel so Blue, that he decided to keep him a little longer & made the dreadful mistake of changing into good & clean & fresh new clothes … all the barladies got colour-blinded and were under the impression that he was wearing blue so he got SOAKED, or should I say DRENCHED in Beer.
This proves it – you can’t escape the SHOWER POWER of the Smelly Blue, even if you’re not wearing it!!!
The Camping Hash ~ 500 LIST is on the website, for all hashers who want to come & share in DOUBLE DOSES of fun & giggles & good times … this is a CAMPING HASH but you don’t have to CAMP … say what? Oh well you know what I mean, if you don’t want to loiter with-in-tent you can just come for the MAJOR HASH on the Saturday, but for all the rest … GET, SET, GO … !!! Hold on tight, this is a roller-coaster ride not to be forfeited.
We also want to say AU REVOIR to Kevin from New Zealand, he will be going home very soon & I presume that this was his last Hash with us. Good luck Kevin & a BIG HASH HUG to you, we will miss you lots!
As mentioned earlier in this 498th edition of HASH HYPE & HAPPENINGS,
we had a DOUBLE WHAMMY of GOURMET kitchen today! Choices choices …
between Adrienne’s Dholl Puri and Marie-Jo’s Briani,
we had a fab feast fit for future foretaste!
Just let me quickly lick my fingers … mmmm.
Next Hash is nr , the one before we CLOCK OVER into the half millennium – dudes, this is metamorphosis in the making, start getting excited!!!
Martin will be setting the next trail …
Wave me goodbye!
Wear your best smiles
& until we meet again
Kick up some dust
& shake up the planet
Signing off with a swizzle!
| The Hash Mish-Management Team | |
| Supreme Being: | BLOB who is a multitasker and will still be blowing the HASH HORN |
| Hare Line + Trailmasters: | Alan “Strong on” Grihault; Tel: (H)675 0365, (M)790 9782 Deputy: Gilbert “Dodocop” Leste; Tel: (M)910 4062 |
| Cellarmaster and Barbecue Bearer: | DAVE “Shorty” COLBERT |
| Hash Horn: | Robert “Blob” Latimer |
| Religious and Sex Advisor: | Peter Wallwin (Malignant Growth) and we are still looking for another volunteer for the times when Peter is somewhere else on the planet downing someone else’s beers! |
| Ice Man: | Dave |
| Ha$h Ca$h: | Henriette Decotter |
| Drinks for Wimps ‘n Kids: | Jean and Philidia Ramiah |
| Hash Market: | Marie-André Boullé |
| Edit Hare: | Zandre’ Wallwin , Stand-in:Adrienne (or anyone who can write) |
| Webmasters: | Rey Joseph mailto:reyjo@hotmail.com and / or Bob Russell (www.bob-russell.net) |
| Kitchen Mistress: | Marie Jo Constantin (Tel. 453 9675) |
Coming next …
| Receding Hareline Trailmaster – Alan | Advancing Foodline Kitchen Mistress – Marie Jo | |||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Date | Run No. | Hares | On-On | Cooks |
| 12th Aug | 499 | Martin | ||
| 25th (Sat) Aug | 500 | Captain Nimmo/Marie Claude | La Cambuse Camp | |
| 9th Sept | 501 | David and Juliette ? |
Announcements:
1. Volunteers for setting Hashes are invited to contact the Trail Master:
Alan ‘Strong On’ Grihault on 675 0365 (H) or 790 9782 (M).
Email: grihault@intnet.mu
2. Would hashers please note that there is a deposit ( money ! ) on glass bottles (beer, softies). Please put them in the crates, do not loose them or take them home !
3. There is an alternative “Sunset Hash” once every 4 weeks. It is held at 4pm, Saturdays on weekends which do not coincide with this Sunday Hash).
