Mauritius Hash Trash 574

18-07-2010 The Deep River Hash Etienne and Mireille Vydia #574

1.00 PM: Circle up you HASHERS for this 574 hash.

The circle greeted today’s hares: Etienne and Mireille. What do you think of this hash? UNANIMOUSLY EXCELLENT

FIRST TIMERS/VIRGINS:
1 young new comer at the hash today namely Julie who is 9 years old and comes from Mauritius.

SECOND TIMERS:
3 second timers today. Enjoy your Down Down hashers.

Before leaving the scene to the RA, the GM informed the hashers about the upcoming HASH BASH which will be held next Saturday at restaurant Mandarin in Vacoas. Tickets are available with Thierry and Henriette.
Price: Rs. 650 (inclusive of drinks, meal and music). Committee members and regular hashers will be paying a subsidised price.

RA’s bit:
Please hashers – do not try to speculate who this story is about – it could cause enormous embarrassment to the individual hashers who shall remain anonymous!!!

Two of our older hashers decide as they are not getting any younger to have one last big night on the town.
After a few too many beers, they end up at the local brothel.
The madam takes one look at the two old hashers and whispers to one of her girls, “Go up to the first bedrooms and put an inflated doll in each bed. These two are so old and drunk; I’m not wasting two of my girls on them. They won’t know the difference.”
The girl does as she is told and the two hashers are shown upstairs to take care of their business.
As they are walking home, the first hasher says: “You know, I think my girl was dead!”
“DEAD?” says his hasher friend, “why would you say that?”
“Well, she never moved or made a sound the whole time I was making love to her!”
His hasher friend says: “I think mine was a witch!”
“A WITCH?” says the first, “Why the hell would you say that?”
“Well” the second hasher replies “I was making love to her, kissing her, and when I gave her a little love bite on the neck, she farted and flew out of the window!”
Moral of this story: “COME ON YOU OLD GUYS – BEHAVE YOURSELF – YOU’RE NOT 21 ANYMORE!”

PUNISHMENTS/AWARDS TIME YOU HASHERS….BEWARE!
No. 1 on the list: KEITH & VALERIE…holding hands on the hash…Come on DOWN DOWN to our love birds…
No. 2 on the list: HARRY…for being today’s most fashion hasher coordinating colours etc etc…DOWN DOWN to our colour coordinator…
No. 3 on the list: Come on MICHEAL…where have you been for so long…where is your wife…WHAT? No room in the van…DOWN DOWN…HERE IS to the NO ROOMER

HASH HOSTAGE
Padre John, today’s hash hostage, had the difficult task of selecting his successor…John gave the cowbell to ISABELLE as, by her behaviour during the hash, reminded him of a certain well known hasher named ALAN…DOWN DOWN to our hash hostage who is also a young ALAN GRIHAULT.

NEW HASH COMMITTEE:
Next run will be No. 575 Hash. This hash is special as the current committee will step for the election of new members. Please volunteer to functions of the hash before next run.

Thanks to Vidya who prepared the food today.

GM closed the ceremony at 1.25 pm.

NEXT HASH: WOOTON (575) – CHANGING OF THE GUARD RUN
HARES: J & B (Jackie & Bob)
FOOD: Ryan & Deylinda

SEE YOU ALL IN TWO WEEKS.