Mauritius Hash Trash 580
10-10-2010 Bassin david & rob #580
VENUE: Bassin
HARES: David and Rob
JOHN THE BAPTIST our dear GM asked the hares to circle up at 12.35 pm.
He thanked the hashers for participating to this hash and gave a special welcome back to Santa Blob. HOW WAS TODAY’s HASH?
Great replied the circle even though there was not much flour…DOWN DOWN to the hares for having used flour for the everything else except the hash today…
FIRST TIMERS/VIRGINS:
6 new comers at the hash today namely Liza, Vanessa, Marie, Vincent the pirate, Anoushka and Tim.
SECOND TIMERS:
Hurray hashers let us welcome our only second timer today…David. Here is to the second timer.
Careful hashers, it’s RA’s time now…
RA’s PART
Our RA shared a little story with the circle.
Story: As heaven is beginning to be overcrowded, St. Peter decides to ask each person who arrives at the “Pearly Gates” a question about the Bible before they can enter
So it turned our that there were 3 recently deceased ex-Hashers at the gates, waiting to get into heaven. “How many wise were there?” St. Peter asks the first Hasher.
“Three!” he answers, and the trumpets sound, the gates open, and the first Hasher enters Heaven.
“How long did the great flood last?” St. Peter asks the second Hasher. “Forty days and forty nights” he answers, and the trumpet sounds, the gates open and the second Hasher enters.
Seeing how easily the first two Hashers answered his trivia, St. Peter thinks of a much more difficult question for the third Hasher.
Finally, he asks, “What was the first thing Eve said to Adam in the Garden of Eden?”.
The Hasher thinks and thinks, but can’t come up with an answer. “BOY, THAT’S A HARD ONE,” he finally says. And the trumpets blow, the gates open, and the last Hasher enters heaven.
LOL
Punishment time now….beware hashers…
And the first hasher today to be awarded a DOWN DOWN is ALAN who is still supporting England even though all international competitions to which the England team was participating were over…Here is to the Mr. England…
Our second punishment goes to a returner who used to be the hash father xmas…DOWN DOWN to BLOB.
A special gift is also given to a fan…an unconditional fan of…GERARD DEPARDIEU…our GM. Here is to Gerard Depardieu’s fan.
Back to the GM
For John the Baptist, love is a splendour thing and feeling, on these words he gives a special Down Down to Vincent the pirate and his fiancée who were both wearing bandanas at this Hash. Here is to the love birds.
At least England was a 1966 world cup winner…but who the hell would be wearing a tshirt of Hull City football team. Come on Steve…get your Down Down for supporting an unknown team…Here is to the looser.
Cowbell – hash hostage
Juliette our hash hostage gave the cowbell to Annabelle who was so late at the hash today that she looked as if she finished the hash first. Here is to the siner…Down Down…
NEXT HASH: VILLEMAIN
HARE: DODOCOP
A last Down Down was awarded to Christian who does not want to invite any hasher at his very secret birthday party…
The hashers will organise your birthday party and you won’t be invited! Here is to Mr. Confidentiality…
Olivier
| The Hash Mish-Management Team | |
|---|---|
| Office | The 2010 / 2011 team |
| Supreme Being: | John Cabrelli |
| Hare Line + Trailmasters: | Pierre-André (Deputy: Jean) |
| Cellarmaster: | Rob / Gilbert |
| Hash Horn: | ?? (Where is the horn) ?? |
| Religious and Sex Advisor: | Patty / Leslie |
| Ice Maiden: | Gaetan |
| Ha$h Ca$h: | Thierry (Deputy: Henriette) |
| Drinks for Wimps ‘n Kids: | Harold |
| Hash Market: | Juliette |
| Edit Hare: | Olivier (Deputy: John) |
| Kitchen Mistress: | Philida (Phone: 492 0609) |
