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Mauritius Hash Trash 559

19-12-2009 MUG, Phoenix Dodo Cop + Jean Father Christmas #559

Red Dress Run, on Saturday at 4pm.
GM DODOCOP requested the circle up at 5.45 pm.

FIRST TIMERS/VIRGINS: 5 new comers, 2 from Germany and 3 from France.

SECOND TIMERS: Didier and his spouse from France.

Our GM made an informal announcement whereby he said that Curtis Viljoon would soon leave the country and that today was his last hash. Curtis being the deputy hash horn, it was proposed that he should have his Down Down in his horn. Luckily for him Geerish and his horn were absent.

Leslie, our RA, came into the circle and told a story about one of the hashers, “named Brian for the purpose of the story” who took a plane from the UK to fly to Mauritius for the red dress run.
This bloke, who had drunk a couple of beers before embarking, reached his seat and sat near a dog and his master.
He asked the owner of the dog why the dog was authorised a seat in the plane because it seemed not very hygienic.
The owner replied that the dog had a terrific flare and that he senses danger on the plane.
Brian, who was a bit drunk, tapped on the dog’s head and the dog ran into the plane and smelt a passenger.
He came back and to its place and put a paw on his master’s knee.
Brian, who was surprised, asked the owner what was the meaning of the event.
[… if you are interested in the rest of the story, please contact the RA Leslie !]

Then our RA asked the circle to chose those hashers who were wearing unusual outfits. Martin, Alistair and Guillaume (the son of our GM), were selected to participate in the red dress “Most fashionable outfit competition” …the winner, lucky him, will be awarded a Down Down. In fact Patty, the juror, decided that Martin and Guillaume both qualified and deserved Down Down’s.

Following the intervention of the RA, Dodocop asked trail master Jean to talk about the next run which will be held on Sunday 3 January 2010.
Jean said that the next run will be set at Creve Coeur and that the circle will be at Martin’s place. Martin said that drinks will be available as usual, however hashers will have to bring and share food.
Martin also said that he would be outside the country for a while after the next hash.

No new hash hostage as Geerish, the current hash hostage, was absent (again) today.

A final word from the GM, the red dress party will start at 7.30 pm.


The Hash Mish-Management Team
OfficeThe 2009 / 2010 team
Supreme Being:Gilbert “Dodocop”; Tel: (M)910 4062
Hare Line + Trailmasters:Jean
Deputy: Pierre-André
Hash Horn:Geerish-ish
Religious and Sex Advisor:Joint operation (Jacklin, Leslie, Peter)
Ice Man:Michael
Ha$h Ca$h:Chantalle
Drinks for Wimps ‘n Kids:??
Hash Market:Marie-Claire, Eileen
Edit Hare:Zandré
Kitchen Mistress:Philida (Phone: 492 0609)

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