Mauritius Hash Trash 575
01-08-2010 Wooton (Changing of the guard) J & B Ryan and Delinda #575
12.05 PM: SPECIAL HASH…Circle up you HASHERS!
Welcome our HARES, Jacky and Bob who set today’s hash. What do you think about this hash? VERY DRY AND WARM…
FIRST TIMERS/VIRGINS: No first timers (in fact there were a first timer couple who was late….do not ask why…there is a CUCUMBER STORY behind!!!) : SECOND TIMERS: No second timers. DOWN DOWN to our outgoing GM…
RA’s SERMON
Recently one of our Hashers was at home watching the World Cup when his wife interrupted, “Honey, could you fix the light in the hall? It’s been flickering for weeks now.”
He looked at her and said angrily, “Fix the light? …Now? Does it look like I have a CEB logo printed on my forehead? I don’t think so.”
“Well then, could you fix the fridge door? It won’t close properly.”
To which the Hasher replied, “Fix the fridge door? Does it look like I have Frigidaire written on my forehead? I don’t think so.”
“Fine,” she says, “Then could you at least fix the steps to the front door? They’re about to break.”
“I’m not a damn carpenter and I don’t want to fix the steps,” he says. “Does it look like I have Quincaillerie written on my forehead? I don’t think so. I’ve had enough of you, I’m going out for a drink!”
So he goes to the local hotel and drinks for a several hours. He starts to feel guilty about he treated his wife, and decides to go home and help out.”
As he walks into the house, he notices the steps are already fixed. As he enters the house, he sees the hall light is working. As he goes to get a beer, he notices the fridge door is fixed. “Honey, how’d this all get fixed?”
She said, “Well, when you left, I sat outside and cried. Just then a nice young man asked me what was wrong, and I told him. He offered to do all the repairs, and all I had to do was either screw him or bake him a cake.”
He said, “So, what kind of cake did you bake him?”
She replied, “Helloooo…Do you see Patisserie written on my forehead?”
Moral of this story: “HASHERS – Treat your spouses with respect or it may backfire on you!”
PUNISHMENTS/AWARDS TIME YOU HASHERS….BEWARE!
We have a road runner on the hash today…who hashed along the main road and we have also have a free loader who forgot his purse and eventually didn’t pay his hash fee. PERRY & JACQUES, in the middle of the circle you SINNERS!!! Here is to the sinners!
HASH HOSTAGE
Isabelle our current hash hostage chose Brian to wear the bloody cow bell. The reason is simple: He missed the hash spot and “stripteased” openly in front of the hash ladies. Here is to the hash hostage…
ELECTION OF THE NEW HASH COMMITTEE
This hash marks the end of the current hash committee.
The GM: Any proposals?
- Olivier proposes Padre John as new GM. The proposal is seconded by Henriette! WHAT A SHAME. Beware Hashers! He is to our new GM.
- The RA/SA: Any proposal hashers? Lord Bob proposes Patty “Pattisson” as new RA. The proposal is seconded by Jacques. The new GM blesses Pattisson the priestest. Here is to our sacrilegious RA…DOWN DOWN.
- Hash Trash: Olivier remains in office.
- Hash Cash: Thierry/Chantalle and Henriette remain in office.
- Trailmaster: Pierre André.
- Hash market: Juliette.
- Web Site: Bob continues, with help from Alan and Rey.
GIFTS AND THANKS
Henriette offered a special gift to our new GM with the condition that he wears at every hash. Those who missed this hash shall have to come to the next hash to see our new GM wear his funny gift.
Thanks to all those who acted as office bearers during the year especially to Dodocop who acted as GM and Leslie as RA.
Down Down of thanks to our ex GM and RA who did a fantastic job.
Thanks to Delinda and Ryan who prepared the food today.
GM closed the ceremony at 12.35 pm.
NEXT HASH: SOMEWHERE AROUND CUREPIPE
HARES: Tusha and Isabelle
FOOD: Henriette
Olivier
SEE YOU ALL IN TWO WEEKS.
| The Hash Mish-Management Team | |
|---|---|
| Office | The 2010 / 2011 team |
| Supreme Being: | John Gabrielli |
| Hare Line + Trailmasters: | Pierre-André (Deputy: Jean) |
| Cellarmaster: | None at present!!! |
| Hash Horn: | Geerish-ish |
| Religious and Sex Advisor: | Patty |
| Ice Maiden: | Gaetan |
| Ha$h Ca$h: | Chantalle (Deputy: Henriette) |
| Drinks for Wimps ‘n Kids: | Harold |
| Hash Market: | Juliette |
| Edit Hare: | Olivier (Deputy: John) |
| Kitchen Mistress: | Philida (Phone: 492 0609) |
