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Mauritius Hash Trash 565

14-03-2010 Arsenal Forest Girish Girish #565

GM DODOCOP requested the circle up at 12.50 pm. All were circled around the GM save for the RA.

The GM asked that our deaf old RA deserved a DOWN DOWN for not showing the example to his disciples. However the RA said that the GM had to share the DOWN DOWN with him as the latter had been late at the hash on numerous times. He’s to the GM and the RA….

The GM thanked Girish for having set the trail and prepared the food. This hash was a one man show. Jean who assisted Girish was also thanked by the GM and the circle for this beautiful hash. DOWN DOWN to the hares.

FIRST TIMERS/VIRGINS: (3 new comers at the hash today, namely):
Nevina from Mauritius,
Val and Tricia from South Africa.

SECOND TIMERS: (One second timer namely):
Ryan from South Africa. DOWN DOWN for Ryan.

RA’s PART

Our RA had a nice story to tell us about one of our hashers, whom did not mention the name to avoid embarrassing him.

Our hasher really takes care of his body; he lifts weights and jogs 5 miles every day.
But one morning recently, he looked into his mirror – admiring his body as usual – he noticed that although he was really sun tanned there was one part that was very white! – so, he decided to do something about it.
So next day he went down to the beach, completely undressed himself and buried himself in the sand except for the one part sticking out – which was completely white!
After a short time two little old ladies were strolling along the beach and one looked down and said,
“There really is no justice in this world”.
The other little old lady says, “What do you mean?”
The first little old lady says, “Oh my – just look at that.”
“When I was 10 years old, I was afraid of it.”
“When I was 20 years old, I was curious about it.”
“When I was 30 years old, I enjoyed it.”
“When I was 40 years old, I asked for it.”
“When I was 50 years old, I paid for it.”
“When I was 60 years old, I prayed for it.”
“When I was 70 years old, I forgot about it.”
“And NOW that I’m 80, the damned things are growing wild!!”
THE MORAL OF THE STORY:
LADIES – Be careful when you sit down on the beach – YOU MAY GET MORE THAN YOU BARGAINED FOR!!!!!

After his story, the RA announced that it was time to deal with serious things: there were two punishments to distribute:
1. Micheal – for showing too much affection at the hash – Here’s to the ROMANTIC – DOWN DOWN.
2. Our GM – he has been interviewed and published on the newspaper and he did not say a word about the HASH. There is no excuse for such an attitude. He’s to the siner – DOWN DOWN

Next Hash:
The GM called the trail master to inform the circle about the next hash.
Jean stepped in and announced that the next hash (28 March) will be held at Riche en Eau.
The hares are Alan, Leslie and Marie Claude. Jean said that he had no one to set the hash for 11 April and that he was looking for a volunteer. If someone could please volunteer as hares for this hash or else he will have to manage accordingly.

Hash Hostage:
Marleen, our hash hostage, said that she really enjoyed being a hash hostage. She also said that she had an idea of who should deserve the cow bell today. This person is someone who regularly comes to the hash and always enjoys the hash, the food and the hashers company however this hasher LEAVES HIS LOVELY WIFE AT HOME.
Come here PERRY, you are our new hash hostage. DOWN DOWN for PERRY….and promise the circle that you will stop treating your wife so badly again.

NEXT HASH: RICHE EN EAU (Ghost town)
HARES: ALAN, LESLIE & MARIE CLAUDE
FOOD: MURIEL

Last word of thanks to Girish who did the food.

SEE YOU ALL IN TWO WEEKS.
Olivier

The Hash Mish-Management Team
Office	The 2009 / 2010 team
Supreme Being:	Gilbert “Dodocop”; Tel: (M)910 4062
Hare Line + Trailmasters:	Jean (Deputy: Pierre-André)
Cellarmaster:	Bob
Hash Horn:	Geerish-ish
Religious and Sex Advisor:	Leslie
Ice Maiden:	Michael
Ha$h Ca$h:	Chantalle (Deputy: Henriette)
Drinks for Wimps ‘n Kids:	Harold
Hash Market:	(Vacant ??)
Edit Hare:	Olivier (Deputy: Sara G)
Kitchen Mistress:	Philida (Phone: 492 0609)