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Mauritius Hash Trash 529

19-10-2008 Bois Cheri Pierre Andre Gisèle Anthony 529

Hi there all you gourmet trash bunnies!
Sink your teeth into this ~ hot & steamy & fresh out of the trash oven.

Run 529 ~ ins and outs
Today we were taken on a diverse trail…not too long and fairly dry – with all round greenery, streams, tea fields & even a beer stop thrown into this mix of panoramic delight.
The weather was just perfect; it was altogether a memorable day.

Circle Charms
It took quite a while for GM Alan to call everyone to order and get them to notice that he had another knife through his head…he finally succeeded and everybody was ready to have their funny bones tickled.


First in the glare was our HARE – Pierre Andre’. GM Alan was trying to make sure no-one wanted to throw tomatoes at him….but the circle gave him a loud approval applause for an excellent hash.

GM Alan was also in a haute couture mood today and congratulated the RA (Alistair) on his Rock Star HASH FASHION; he was dressed in a black tracksuit with an “ON ON” printed on each buttock, and with the moves to prove it!!!

Our Hash Haberdash, Marie Claude, was asked to take note of the new trend.

We have another BIRTHDAY – OLE!
Inspector David was asked if he was 83 but he chose to be 38 instead and passed his birthday down-down with flying colours.

1 timer

Danielle & Lee (Australia)
Hans & Ginette (Germany)#

2 timer

Mark (UK)

Without further ado…we are happy to welcome RA Alistair back from his overseas adventures.

Silence in the RA’S Rays!!!

RA Alistair jumped into the circle from his French cloud.
Bonjour Hashers Superbe!

RA Speech

Alistair just wanted to share with us how good it felt to be back in Mauritius after his meanderings through Scotland & Jersey. He particularly remembered listening to all the British music whilst in the UK and how he appreciated hearing our lovely colourful SEGA music back here … how the UK media was going on and on about Gordon Brown and how it is the same thing with Ramgoolam here in Mauritius…
And the RA was wondering how he could define his identity … he searched everywhere for those white collars that the ministers wear in England but could not find any…so he asked Jacqueline to place a proper dog collar on him. Punk Studs and all.

(I hope he knows this means that she will be keeping him on a short leash soon).

Good boy RA, good boy.
So good in fact….that he confessed what a big problem he had!
Everyone was so good on the hash today; he could not find a single hasher worth punishing!

1 ~ however … our RA is blessed with such a good memory that he remembered HARRY had a pair of new shoes a few hashes ago (by now you can imagine they were not quite so new anymore)…and we all know what the punishment is for wearing new shoes to the hash wooooopseee! Harry had to take off one shoe and one very groovy sock (grey with green dots) (all the girls loved it!!!)…to prepare to down a beer from his shoe…oooooooooh but the RA was merciful and gave him a proper beer mug instead.

As we were under the threat of a looming dark rainy cloud…the RA pointed out ~ there was no point in prolonging the punishments and he decided not to linger any longer…but for just one small thing…

Sex Tip # 2
Mange Tout!!!

But before he knew what hit him, he was called back into the circle by the GM for a down~down because he wasn’t running with the rest of the plebs…you gotta love the GM, he is such a Tequila!

What you do and what you don’t.
What you can & what you can’t.
Smelly Blue…
What you should & what you shouldn’t…

Hee haa – can’t blame a girl for trying her hand at some smelly blue lyrics once in a while!

Jacquelin decided to give a nice gift to a good old friend…


He was so happy to accept the Smelly Blue that he couldn’t stop playing with the toy mobile phone’s ring tones.(I can hardly believe it still works after all the wars the Smelly has been through!)
GM Alan tried to save some beer during the smelly shower but ALAS! Too late, it was a proper one this time, it really drenched poor Patrick to the skin & off course, excellent for the hair yeah?

ICEMAN ANNOUNCEMENT ~ Dave will not be here next hash and quickly found three volunteers to help bring the Coolers & Ice. Thanks to Tim, Alan & Bertrand, we won’t have to drink hot beer next time YAY!!!

Halloween Announcement…
Jacquelin gave details (word of mouth) to the planned Halloween party at the end of October ~ this should be fun! Bring your own and look scary!

Thanks to Giselle for today’s food! It was so yummy – and we all shared David’s birthday cake, finger licking birthday fun.

Big thanks to Chris & Sherri & Tess for also bringing along the softies.

Oh jizzle
Sun & sizzle
Blow your whistle
Here comes a rainy drizzle!

One last Trash contemplation…
To my consternation
I got lost
In a tea plantation!

Hashy Byes…

Zan ~ Your Edit Hare

The Hash Mish-Management Team
Supreme Being:Alan “Strong On”
Hare Line + Trailmasters:Gilbert “Dodocop”; Tel: (M)910 4062
Deputy: Alan “Strong on”; Tel: (H)675 0365, (M)790 9782
Cellarmaster:Chris & Tess (beer-a-dor/labrador) & Deputy Bob
Hash Horn:Blob “Supremous Blobus”
Religious and Sex Advisor:Alistair
Ice Man:Dave H.
Ha$h Ca$h:Henriette
Drinks for Wimps ‘n Kids:Harold
Hash Market:Marie-Claude
Edit Hare:Zandré,
Stand-in: Adrienne (or anyone who can write)
Kitchen Mistress:Marie Jo (Tel. 453 9675) & Sarah as gourmet deputy

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