Mauritius Hash Trash 412 Hash Trash
18-04-2004 Bois Cheri Tea Estate Tusha; Isabel And Tomek #412
Prologue
Like the run, this will be a short, sharp, not funny, HASH TRASH because it is so late, that no one is going to read it.
The Hares
Mama Hare: Tusha; Baby Hares: Isabel and Tomek (Tomack in English).
The Venue
In the mist filled valleys of the Bois Cheri Tea Estate, beside the slow moving waters of the Dragon River.
The Run
The Hares were our most experienced Hashers, and set a good trail, mainly because they kept Papa Hare out of it! It was a Hash for cheaters, because Alan soon found himself as a Back R.B…David enjoying his status as an FRB. The run was surprisingly varied as compared to an “English tea and cucumber sandwiches” sort of way. (Looking back at this last sentence shows how one can actually say nothing despite using quite a few words…that’s how I managed a 3rd time lucky pass in GCE English Language). To be honest, it was a good run, although it hurts the Hash Trasher considerably to say something good about Peri-Peri’s son.
The Circle (Stand-in GM – Blob).
First Timers – Tulsi Sumboo; Sylvie Houbert; David Wills.
Second Timers – Omega Stopwatch; Agnielle Ramiah.
Announcement – There will be a Bicycle Hash in the near future i/c Claude.
Next Hash – Leslie (GM) and Anand at Le Chaland…also food.
RA’s – Punishments
Henriette and Claudia… for provoking the RA.
Pascale and Arlene… for making babies destined to be Hashers – Cruelty!
Tusha… for bringing up her children so badly that they can’t set a Hash.
Anand… for trying to outshine the ladies with his colour co-ordinations.
As the RA had not been freely elected, the Circle was requested to give Eric “the nod”. Under duress, they elected Eric the new RA. As Alan had been the most unpopular RA in recent years, the Hounds were asked to give him another chance. To loud “Boooooos” he was duly elected Deputy RA.
Alan “Strong-On”
who is standing-in for Sara “CoffeeMate”
who is standing-in for Tom “Decoy” who was standing by the grave of the ex-Hashing President, His Excellency, the Life-President of Malawi, Dr. Hastings Kamuzu Banda
| Alan’s Receding Hareline: | ||
| Date | Run No. | Hares – Area |
| 18th April | 412 | Tomek, Tusha |
| 2nd May | 413 | Leslie & Annand |
| 16th May | 414 | Tom & Ruth |
| 30th May | 415 | Clarence |
| 13th June | 416 | Dodocop (Gilbert) |
| 27th June | 417 | Rey |
| 11th July | 418 | Jean and Agnielle |
| 25th July | 419 | Jean Francois / Michelle / Brigitte |
| 8th August | 420 | David & Juliette |
| Phone: Trailmaster…….Alan – 675 0365 |
Announcements:
1. Would hashers please note that there is a deposit (money) on glass bottles (beer, softies)! Please do not throw them away, leave them on the beach or with the rubbish (or even take them home).
2. Walks take place on most Sundays when there is no Hash. See the “Friendly walks” page for details.
| HASH MISH-MANAGEMENT | |
| Supreme Being: | Leslie Nimmo |
| Hare Line + Trailmasters: | Alan “Strong on” Grihault |
| Cellarmaster: | Andy “The Hustler” Belfitt |
| Hash Horn: | Robert “Blob” Latimer |
| Religious Adv/Sex Councillor: | Eric “Hot Dog” Maard, deputy: Alan “Strong On” Grihault |
| Barbecue Bearer: | Dave “Shorty” Colbert |
| Ice Maiden: | Rey Joseph |
| Ha$h Ca$h: | Claudia Carey |
| Drinks for Wimps ‘n Kids: | Jean Ramiah |
| Hash Market: | Juliette “Snow White” & David “Shorty” Colbert |
| Edit Hare: | Tom “Decoy” Williams |
| Always willing deputy Edit Hare: | Sarah “Coffee Mate” Grihault |
| Webmaster: | Bob Russell ( www.bob-russell.net ) |
| Website: | http://www.mhash.com OR http://mhash.com |
