Mauritius Hash Trash 513
09-03-2008 Bassin Jean + Philida + Annielle Marie Jo #513
If you missed the hash today, you surely missed a collage of fun, pandemonium and double doses of jollity & amusement – truly a memorable day out!
The trail included lovely views of the surrounding mountains, a small river, a delightful walk through the woods and naturally, just to be different, some strolling through the sugarcane which off course is such an unusual thing for hashers to see (nudge nudge wink wink say no more !)
Hash Circle Happenings
Our GM Supremous Blobus welcomed us all to another GREAT HASH and congratulated the hares on their endeavours – except that it was too short for him…eh Blob? Hee hee… he must have found a very good shortcut this time!
Yes! Brilliant! We all enjoyed it…
The GM decided to start the circle by thanking all the cooks for their efforts – so today the applause goes to Marie – Jo for her pasta surprise and Claude for his moral support.
Special Food Announcement – today’s hash will be a GREEN HASH ~
We were ordered to leave our plates in Claude’s Recycling Bin – he thought it was a splendid idea to reward Marie – Jo for her cooking by letting her slave over the dishes later this afternoon!
So thoughtful of him, especially the day after women’s day!!!
So…where was I?
OHHHH YESSSSS.
1 timer
Excuse me people!
Today this is quite a mouthful –
Christian (Switzerland)
Jacques (France)
Roberto (France)
Jean (Mauritius) – aka Frank as he is known in Australia
Chris & Sherri & Tess the dog (Scotland / USA)
*Chris used to be a member of the ANTI-HASH! Come again? This means he always missed the run and went straight to the pub instead – hey laddie we will make a wee bit of hasher of you yet!
Chipping in from the PEANUT GALLERY ~ our RA for today – ALAN – was getting VERY IMPATIENT with our GM for dawdling with all these formalities …and went to sit under his tree after the GM asked him to go into a corner
…ooh oooh oooops …
Then Claude wanted to say something but nobody let him get a word in…so when the GM asked ALAN to come back into the circle he gleefully reminded our Supremous that he had forgotten to announce the SECOND TIMERS…ha! Have we got a surprise for you Alan!!!
2 timeer
Razeeyah (Mauritius)
Patricia (UK)
Jacob (Switzerland)
Laurent (Mauritius)
Surprise No.1
Alan’s surprise!
He got a down down even before all the rest of the sinners…
Not just for sitting down – but for the wicked crime of DISOBEYING and QUESTIONINGthe GM!
Therefore
As you can see
Here is Alan
Down on his knees!
Surprising Announcement No.1
HASH DISASTER!!!
We have run out of BEER!
OUCH! What a terrible thing to happen – HELP!
Claude put his hand up as the only hasher with an extra stash of beer, and because he still wanted to say something but was yet again overpowered …
and that might be for the best because nobody wanted to listen to one of his dirty jokes!
More or Less Surprising Announcement No.2
We want to set up a BICYCLE HASH – all in favour say YAY!!!
Watch this space!
Claude wants a bicycle race.
I think I can safely write without interruption – that the time has come for the doomed down downs…
Alan our RA finally made his rebellious entrance into the circle with his hoity-toity strut ~ shouting that the HASH is not a democratic society … throwing out the school inspectors and shouldering Captain Nemo who was bragging about the Rugby (Scotland beat England yesterday ooopsey doopsey daisy bleedin’ dee) this might account for the RA’s cheeky temper!!!
So he started to round up the unsuspecting offenders…by reminding us all of his title which meansRELIGIOUS & SEX ADVISER…on that note… announcing we have a PIMP on the hash!
1 ~ Inspector David! – For telling us all about VIAGRA IN THE WILD and suggesting that hashers can’t get erections…WHAM BAM – bad boy!
2 ~ Jean our hare was catalogued for being a terrible parent…i.e. letting Anielle his daughter carry the flour for him and when they finished setting the hash at 9h30, she was covered in flour and had to go home to take a bath!
3 ~ Laurent just looked guilty but he was spared the infamy of the D-downers today only because we had run out of beer…
4 ~ Franchette was called in because she was looking ever too sexy in her Shorty shorts for the RA’s notebook so she had to pay the price!
So our three true blue hashketeers got their down downs all together to spare the rest of the circle frying in our lovely Mauritian sun.
I still heard some gossip in the background from Jackie & Bob about Viagra and squeezing seeds, but I am a very mismanaged bubble brained edit hare……so I didn’t quite get the FULL SCOOP on this one, sorry to all the guys waiting anxiously…you thought you would get lucky tonight?
Surprise No.2
Alan’s SECOND surprise!
Another down down to Alan for interrupting the GM and for forgetting the down-down mugs for a few hashes in a row…I thought that was DAVE forgetting? Anyhow, at least it worked to get Alan another beer.
After all this mayhem everybody had rumbling tummy pangs so we made a B-line to the HASH KITCHEN – yummy-mummy-oh-so-hungry that was good indeed. Did I forget?
Yesterday was WOMEN’S DAY – so this goes to all the Harriettes, I hope you had a funtabulous day full of cuddles and pampers!!!
If you didn’t get any…
Join the CHOCOLATE CLUB!
May this year be memorable, passionate, unforgettable and spectacular.
I have a sneak peak preview for our next hash, set by Dodocop…
Not to be missed!
Watch the web for the exciting upcoming
EASTER HASH DETAILS –
It’s gonna be super smashing sensational!
Well, thanks for popping in to read the trash-tabloid…
Can’t wait to see you all again!
I’ll be back with lots of peppy messages and juicy details. Stay lovely
Stay cool
STAY!!!
Don’t go away!!!!
Come back!!!
Ok then, I get it…
Logging
Off!
ON
ON
??? See you in 14!!!
Zan – your edit hare
| The Hash Mish-Management Team | |
| Supreme Being: | BLOB who is a multitasker and still blowing his HORN |
| Hare Line + Trailmasters: | Alan “Strong on”; Tel: (H)675 0365, (M)790 9782 Deputy: Gilbert “Dodocop”; Tel: (M)910 4062 |
| Cellarmaster: | Jackie and Bob (J&B) |
| Hash Horn: | Robert “Blob” |
| Religious and Sex Advisor: | Peter “Malignant Growth” and we are still looking for another volunteer for the times when Peter is somewhere else on the planet downing someone else’s beers! |
| Ice Man: | Dave H. |
| Ha$h Ca$h: | Henriette |
| Drinks for Wimps ‘n Kids: | Jean and Philidia |
| Hash Market: | Marie-Claude” |
| Edit Hare: | Zandré, Stand-in: Adrienne (or anyone who can write) |
| Kitchen Mistress: | Marie Jo (Tel. 453 9675) |
