Mauritius Hash Trash 510
27-01-2008 Britannia Alan + David Murielle #510
Oh how to describe today’s adventures…
Peculiar…
Intriguing…
Entertaining…
ORIGINAL…
The fun started even before the run began…in a nutshell Alan lost his hair.
OOOOOPS I mean Alan lost his HARE!!! Inspector David was misplaced by the Trailmaster and he lost all his hair as a result…in short – the missing hare lost his hair. Frankly, the rest of the hashers lost all their bearings too, the group got broken up into bits and pieces and whenever we arrived at a T-junction in this lovely Britannia sugarcane we always saw hashers coming from both opposite directions, not sure how the hares managed that but nobody seemed to be lost and nobody seemed to notice! Therefore a very interesting trail indeed.
Today I have decided to share a Colourful Cocktail Recipe with you.
Ingredients:
1 a rtful jigger of Amaretto
1 l ingering dash of Vodka
1 a romatic squeeze of cream
3 n eat ice cubes
Shake ingredients vigorously in a cocktail shaker and serve in a champagne glass…
Ladies & Gentlemen – the notorious ALAN SWIZZLE.
We did this on the Hash today, we added together ~
An artful jigger of RA-maretto
A lingering dash of Grand Master Vodka
An aromatic squeeze of cream O’ Hare
Some neat ice cubes from the Trail master’s own fridge…
All shaken zestfully into an explosive all-in-one serving of our special ALAN SWIZZLE.
So alan – acting in the quadruple capacity of GM / RA / Trail Master / Hare, did a magnificent job and he will definitely be called to do this juggling act again in future, since he pulled it off so brilliantly.
Our Alan Swizzle wished to thank:
The Hares for the trail,
Muriel for the food,
Bob & Jackie for the Beer,
Jean & Philida for the Soft drinks,
Dave for the Bar Fridges & Ice,
Henriette for Ha$h Ca$hing
Zan for taking notes
and
Rey for posting all the happenings on the web
1 timer
Alistair (Rock Off from Jersey)
Laurent (Mauritius)
2 timer
Brian (UK)
Patrick (Mauritius)
Jacquelin (Mauritius)
Three Cheers to Anielle for pouring the beer.
There was no smelly blue t-shirt today,
Due to Peter being away
Unfortunately it will have to stay
Out the way
To everyone’s dismay
Okay?
Alan managed to secretly personify the RA – in an unprecedented 4-in-1 down down, making us all sing the double D song only once ~ so thoughtful dontcha think?
1 ~ David – the hare that lost his way…
2 ~ Laurent – who ran like crazy in the beginning and then turned back to find his girlfriend…
3 ~ Brian – for dressing up as if going to a boardroom meeting
4 ~ Alistair – for looking like a proper hasher
Special attention is to be made to the difference in attire between Brian & Alistair,
as you can see ~
Alan was worried about the hashers drinking in public places – but wanted to assure us all that he checked with his brother-in-law who is in the MPF and there is nothing wrong with us harmless hashers having our beer on the beach…so cheers everyone we are still on the safe side of the law.
I wanted to let you know that Alan is still out HARE-HUNTING.
– Sorry, I’m running out of hare pictures too!
C’mon everybody
Help out the trail master
Getting dirty with flour
Is not such a big disaster!
It’s an art work
That makes you run faster!
Setting a hash is fun
Come and make a new experience
Everyone!!!
To be convinced even more
Page back to Trash 509
To read some more poetic rhyme!
Enough for this time…
Our next rendezvous will be in Port Louis, Harry and Pierot will be our hares and Henriette will kindly prepare the food…
Friendly cooking poems will soon be following our desperate hare rhymes; it seems that we have also run out of hash chefs.
OOOOOOPSY DOOOOPSY DAISY DEE
How tragic would a hash without food be!
I’m going now…
Don’t stare!
Waving at you
With flair
| The Hash Mish-Management Team | |
| Supreme Being: | BLOB who is a multitasker and still blowing his HORN |
| Hare Line + Trailmasters: | Alan “Strong on”; Tel: (H)675 0365, (M)790 9782 Deputy: Gilbert “Dodocop”; Tel: (M)910 4062 |
| Cellarmaster: | Jackie and Bob (J&B) |
| Hash Horn: | Robert “Blob” |
| Religious and Sex Advisor: | Peter “Malignant Growth” and we are still looking for another volunteer for the times when Peter is somewhere else on the planet downing someone else’s beers! |
| Ice Man: | Dave H. |
| Ha$h Ca$h: | Henriette |
| Drinks for Wimps ‘n Kids: | Jean and Philidia |
| Hash Market: | Marie-André “Madame Papaye” |
| Edit Hare: | Zandré, Stand-in: Adrienne (or anyone who can write) |
| Kitchen Mistress: | Marie Jo (Tel. 453 9675) |
