Mauritius Hash Trash 507
02-12-2007 Riche En Eau Jacques + Rosemary Claudia #507
Today was a SUPERB HASH – I am sure we would all agree to rate it at the TOP of Rosemarie’s Beauty Scale – spectacular views not only of the sea but also of wildlife, we saw bats and deer and it was a breathtaking experience for everyone, poetically spoken and also physically proven – phew! What a trail, our lungs got plenty of fresh air and boy did we enjoy that first beer at the ON IN!
Difficult to keep a bunch of hungry hashers quiet in a circle.
Christine, David, Sarah, Deborah (Mauritius)
Peter was RA today…this once in a blue moon!!! He started his RA-ritual by reciting from his poetic gems travelling suitcase…”the warthog, part 27″…for those of you who did not remember this poetic proverb, please page to Trash 495 and you will find all the prophetic wording there.
1 ~ PRISCILLA…she had to have a d-d because the RA wanted to spot a light on her for being such a goody-goody hasher, no shortcutting & always doing everything right…wearing a hash halo today definitely transformed her into a prime down down candidate!!! She showered the RA with most of her beer and got her own back.
2 ~ OUR HARES …who could not believe that they have been called out…for GETTING LOST SETTING THEIR OWN HASH! HA, it even happens to the best of us!
3 ~ ALAN…oh oh he was in big trouble today for wandering off at the checkbox, finding a false trail, deviating everybody whilst changing direction and going into the right direction (sounds like your edit hare has lost track of all direction with this one!!!)…and for mentioning being worried about a chest…making us all wonder WHOSE chest he was talking about…don’t you think these hashers have dirty little minds???
4 ~ ah the hidden talents of some of our hashers… Pamela & Zan.
We had to be punished because the RA found out about our belly dancing escapades and wanted a demonstration…so our Supremous Blobus and the RA lead the whole HASH GANG into singing the Hash Anthem (Swing Low Sweet Chariot) with hand signs ~ please try to IMAGINE as hard as you all can if you were not there ~ to the best of our improvisational abilities we could hardly wiggle our bottoms to THAT music so we opted to down our beer instead. The RA, needless to say, got most of it poured out on him…yet again.
Secret note from the GM
Little did the RA know
how close he came…oooh oooh
to down a beer from his new running shoe!
But the GM felt in a good mood today
and did not let him pay!!!
escaping the issue
Of the RA’s new running shoe
Let’s move on to
The SMELLY BLUE!!!
Gang – the proud owner of Smelly for a fortnight – decided that it had to go to Stacey who was just too keen and couldn’t stop asking after the Smelly Blue, so now she gets to keep it for good luck and at the same time she keeps the flies off the rest of us!!!
Thanks to Claudia we had tasty nibbles for lunch…with sweeties, blended with the delicious scenery and all the pleasant company ~ made today’s rendezvous a scrumptious hash recipe indeed.
We had a letter from Dave “Shorty” Colbert ~ to thank us for the magnificent card we sent to him. Dave, it was great to hear from you, we miss you & Juliette and hope to see you soon.
Ho Ho Ho
Christmas Hash Notes
From the pen of our GM
“Red Dress Run”
Followed by “HASHERS Christmas Bash”
Cost: Hashers Rs 200.00 per person
Non-Hashers / First timers Rs400.00 per person
Venue: Mauritius Underwater Group Club House _ Phoenix…
Time: 3.30 for 4.00 pm RUN start…
Date: 15th December 2007
Bring your own WINE _ NO Corkage charge
Snacks Sea Food Paella
Chicken (for non Fish eaters)
Gliding off on my magic carpet!
Follow your dreams
Your edit hare
|The Hash Mish-Management Team
|BLOB who is a multitasker and still blowing his HORN
|Hare Line + Trailmasters:
|Alan “Strong on”; Tel: (H)675 0365, (M)790 9782
Deputy: Gilbert “Dodocop”; Tel: (M)910 4062
|Jackie and Bob (J&B)
|Religious and Sex Advisor:
|Peter “Malignant Growth” and we are still looking for another volunteer for the times when Peter is somewhere else on the planet downing someone else’s beers!
|Drinks for Wimps ‘n Kids:
|Jean and Philidia
|Marie-André “Madame Papaye”
Stand-in: Adrienne (or anyone who can write)
|Rey “Hot Pants” email@example.com and / or
Bob “Lord Russell” (www.bob-russell.net)
|Marie Jo (Tel. 453 9675)