Mauritius Hash Trash 508
15-12-2007 Phoenix Jean + Annielle Caterer #508
Think clowns
Think reindeers
Think Christmas trees
Add a dash of unique hash extravagance and a pinch of healthy flamboyance and what do you get?
A bunch of potty hashers running through shopping centres, creating havoc on motorways, shouting HO HO HO and painting the town bright red.
If you have never been to a Red Dress Run, now is the time to put it on your list of New Year resolutions for things not to be missed during 2008 ~ the ULTIMATE HASH HAPPENING of the year and the wackiest way of letting your hair WAY WAY DOWN.
Our one & only Santa Claus himself, aka Supremous Blobus, aka hash Grandmaster ~ …as usual and maybe more than ever struggled to hush up the hashers in the circle.
HO HO and for the third time HO.
Thanks to the Hares loud applause – for an extreme urban hash rating 13 on Rosemarie’s scale and putting smiles on everybody’s faces ~ triple doses of fun & giggles that’s for sure.
As today was a special hash the GM decided to bend the routine slightly, no proper circle, no down downs, no second timers……not even getting cross about all the hares’ crosses on the trail…
HASH VIRGINS
Robert, Charmaine, Andrea & Gareth (South Africa)
Leslie, also known as Captain Nemo, saved the day being RA – Hooray!
Babbling about people on the street who thought he was Blob’s brother
Try to say that fast:
Bla bla bla
Blob’s Babbling Brother
Ha ha ha gotcha, did you get your tongue tied?
Well – the RA’s joke for today
I found a wonderful bar in Port Louis at the St. Georges Hotel.
I ask the barman if they press their own beer…yes they do, to my amazement beer only costs 5 rupees so I treat myself to 6 special beers.
Now I’m getting wobbly and hungry and again to my astonishment a wonderful meal with all the trimmings costs only 50 rupees!
Unbelievable! I ask the barman why on earth everything is so cheap???
Turns out he was taking revenge on the owner having it off with his wife in the upstairs bedroom!
Now for the tricky question of the evening –
The RA asked how many of us thought he looked pregnant.
Those who put their hands up were forced to play musical chairs, Bob was out first and Pierre-Andre’ last, so the lucky winner was Jacqueline who got a secret gift from the RA with a warning to use with caution so as not to end up (pregnant) like him!
Ooh la la la la la la – we can all imagine what was in that package!
SAY NO MORE FOLKS – I know what you are thinking…… a bunch of nutters these M-Hashers – and you are completely correct – that’s us, in a NUT-SHELL.
Did I mention the GM interrupting the RA somewhere between that notorious bar and the musical chairs……
To thank all the girls who helped with the Christmas decorations and the salads and the cakes – you are SUPERSTARS!
Did you get a bite of Jackie’s famous fruitcake? Fruitylicious.
I am also chiming in to say thanks to Blob for organising that superb Paella and all the other things on his hit list for today, a BIG hand to Leslie for the MUSIC – thanks to Marie-Claude, Henriette, Dave, Bob, and Alan – for all of your efforts – excellent Mismanagement indeed.
We all had a great time, and if by chance you were not there to share the fun, you can log on and check out all our crazy pictures of this epic RED HASH MOMENT.
So from the trash desk
Wishing you all
A Merry Christmas
Full of cheer
And a very happy
Memorable New Year. Don’t forget to down a beer!!!
Santa, don’t lose your reindeer!
Hear Hear!
See you all next year!
Cheers!!! Zan Your Edit Hare
| The Hash Mish-Management Team | |
| Supreme Being: | BLOB who is a multitasker and still blowing his HORN |
| Hare Line + Trailmasters: | Alan “Strong on”; Tel: (H)675 0365, (M)790 9782 Deputy: Gilbert “Dodocop”; Tel: (M)910 4062 |
| Cellarmaster: | Jackie and Bob (J&B) |
| Hash Horn: | Robert “Blob” |
| Religious and Sex Advisor: | Peter “Malignant Growth” and we are still looking for another volunteer for the times when Peter is somewhere else on the planet downing someone else’s beers! |
| Ice Man: | Dave H. |
| Ha$h Ca$h: | Henriette |
| Drinks for Wimps ‘n Kids: | Jean and Philidia |
| Hash Market: | Marie-André “Madame Papaye” |
| Edit Hare: | Zandré, Stand-in: Adrienne (or anyone who can write) |
| Kitchen Mistress: | Marie Jo (Tel. 453 9675) |
