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Mauritius Hash Trash 502

21-10-2007 Belle Rive Tusia +dan Antony Et Gisele #504

Ahoy all you AVID trash readers – I am whooshing back in on my magic broom to share a giggle or two with you.

Today’s trail was quite loooong including some scrambling over rivulets and criss-crossing through the INEVITABLE sugarcane…but we all made it thanks to Tusia’s beer-stop and the final homecoming stretch was a welcome one indeed.

The score was unanimously a whopping on the Rosemarie Scale and although it was an extremely cloudy, lurking rainy day, we had intense HASH-LUCK and it didn’t rain at all.

Hash Circle

In the absence of our Supremous Blobus & RA for rent, we were honoured to welcome our GM / RA save-the-day multitasking whiz…Captain Nemo!

first timer
Catherine & Ariane (Mauritius ~ Calodyne)
Andrew (little boy from USA, dubbed Mr. America by the GM)
Eddie (Belgium)

second timer

Before we get to the part you have all been waiting for…

Let’s hear a joke from the Grand Master’s Giggle Glove…

All the NON ON ON shouters (Henriette, Adrianne, Muriel, Rosemarie & Jacques) at least Henriette had a good excuse, she had a late night watching the Rugby World Cup Final so her voice was gone….by the way, I HAVE to say this….South Africa won! Yoo – Hoo!!!!!!!

Did you know what Tusia did?
She had a special Kissing Box Goodie going on the Hash today… When the first 5 front-runners got to that box they all had to run back and KISS HER! – she scored 4 kisses because one of them was a girl…watch & learn ladies – there is always a way to get kissed at the HASH!

2 ~ so consequentially the RA/GM had to give a d-d to PERRY, Tusia’s other ½, because obviously he was not kissing her enough and that was why she wanted to be kissed on the HASH! Plus he was complaining about all the men kissing his wife!

Let this be a lesson to all the HUBBIES, boyfriends and lovers….us girls need to be KISSED…or else!!!!!!!!!

The Smelly Blooooooo is still with Claudia’s daughter OLIVIA (Miss Mauritius Ooh La La!) So if you want to see her hand it over next time you must join us at the HASH 505!

A juicy piece of Gossip reached my ears…There is a new virus going around ~ it is apparently called the C-Nile virus. We heard that Claude was infected by this virus and poured diesel into his petrol engine & therefore never turned up today.
We are sorry to hear about this mishap and hope that all will be OK ~ remember that a good cure for this virus is to concentrate on what you are doing even after watching the Rugby World Cup until the wee hours of the morning and also not MULTITASKING while fuelling up. Be careful, this virus is very contagious.

HEY ! ! We need volunteer HARES for upcoming HASHES, if you want to have an active hand in the flour pot, please contact Alan or speak to him at the next HASH. C’mon, it will be fun to set a hash!!!!!
Dude that’s not what I meant but I will excuse the pun.

Today we had delectable goodies for our taste-buds thanks to Muriel who made yummy food and also sweets courtesy of Henriette & Tusia, how lucky can a hasher get?

Our next hares will be Dodocop & Bertrand, it will be in Anse Jonchee and Bertrand will cater for us at his home…definitely a hash not to be MISHED!

So from the desk of your scribe, from tales of MISH Maurice & MISH-spellings of extreme hash MISH-MANAGEMENT…

Cruising off your screen and disappearing over the horizon…
See ya all in 2 weeks or even a fortnight!!!

Zany Zan – your edit hare.

The Hash Mish-Management Team
Supreme Being:BLOB who is a multitasker and will still be blowing the HASH HORN
Hare Line + Trailmasters:Alan “Strong on” Grihault; Tel: (H)675 0365, (M)790 9782
Deputy: Gilbert “Dodocop” Leste; Tel: (M)910 4062
Cellarmaster:Jackie and Bob (J&B)
Hash Horn:Robert “Blob” Latimer
Religious and Sex Advisor:Peter “Malignant Growth” and we are still looking for another volunteer for the times when Peter is somewhere else on the planet downing someone else’s beers!
Ice Man:Dave Hughes
Ha$h Ca$h:Henriette Decotter
Drinks for Wimps ‘n Kids:Jean and Philidia Ramiah
Hash Market:Marie-André Boullé
Edit Hare:Zandré Wallwin,
Stand-in: Adrienne (or anyone who can write)
Webmasters:Rey “Hot Pants” and / or
Bob “Lord Russell” (
Kitchen Mistress:Marie Jo Constantin (Tel. 453 9675)

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