Mauritius Hash Trash 589

13-02-2011 Valentine’s Run DodoCop B.Y.O. #589

SAINT VALENTINE HASH
13 FEBRUARY 2011

VENUE: BELLE TERRE

HARES: DODOCOP

COOKS: None (BringYourOwn)

Circle up at 12.25 pm

The HARE is given a celebratory down down and a big kiss from his Valentine hasher…our GM.

FIRST TIMERS: 3 new comers at the hash today namely Jennifer and Caroline from Mauritius and Audrey from France.

SECOND TIMERS: 5 second timers. DOWN DOWN to the second timers…

The GM leaves the floor to our religious and sexual adviser.

RA’s PART:
Tomorrow is a very special day…very romantic day for most hashers.
He asked one hasher what he would offer his lady for St Valentine…He replied “a ring and a belt”…so sweet.
From here, our RA decided to organise a musical chair (to be precise a musical knee would be most appropriate) game to select our St Valentine woman hasher. Were in competition:
Tusha, Jacqueline, Mireille, Marie Andrée and Jennifer. The chairs, if I recall, were Harry, Etienne, Perry and Steve.
And the winner is: TUSHA. She won a beautiful hash ring offered by the RA.

Two down downs are distributed: One punishment down down to Steve the sexual pervert, who asked each lady hasher to give him a kiss after helping them cross the river. Here’s to the pervert…
The reward down down was given to a true hasher namely Ryan for his participation to a senior running event where he was last but never abandoned and finished the run. Here’s to the participant…

COWBELL:
Jacqueline, today’s hostage, gave the cowbell as a heritage to her son Ryan, the only person who had all qualities of a cow and thus deserved the bell.
Here’s to the hash hostage.

Lastly, a celebratory down down was given to Pierrot our birthday boy.

GM closed the ceremony at 13.00 pm.

NEXT HASH: ALBION
HARES: KAY AND ADRIANNE

SEE YOU ALL IN TWO WEEKS.
Olivier

Mauritius Hash House Harriers. We run (walk) every second Sunday at 10 a.m.