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Mauritius Hash Trash 592

27-03-2011 Rich Fund, St Julien Dodocop and Alan B.Y.O #592

VENUE: Riche Fund, St Julien

HARES: Alan, DodoCop

Just the right hash after a hard Saturday night!

Despite the traffic jam on the way to the hash spot, the circle appreciated the very nice wet trail prepared by our hares. Unfortunately a new hasher was injured during the run and was driven to the nearby hospital by Dodocop.

Before calling the first timers, the GM gave a celebratory down down to the hares.

FIRST TIMERS/VIRGINS:3 new comers at the hash today namely
Mike and Benoit from Mauritius and Merryl from Wales.

SECOND TIMERS: 1 second timer today namely
Juliette. Here’s to the second timer. Down Down.

The whole of Mauritius is becoming super religious and I was late today because of a religious ceremony. I noticed that churches are leaking because of the rain and that money was not available to renovate the infrastructure. One day, during a mass, a priest said that the person who donates the most during the collection would have the right to choose three hymns. Hearing that, one of our lady hashers gave a Rs. 2000 note. The priest saw the note and asked the generous donator to come in front. Our hasher approached the priest and the latter thanked her and tells her that she can choose her three hymns. Our hasher delightfully runs in the crowd and says…. “I choose him and him and him”.

3 punishments were awarded to
Bob who did the trail twice as he loved it so much,
Ryan who doesn’t know how to check hash signs and
Jacqueline because she did a tata in her pants during the run. Down down to the sinners…

The RA announces that he will be abroad till the month of May and that in the meantime, he delegated his duties to Steeve as interim RA. Down down to the interim RA.

Back to the GM
Some more punishments and awards to announce…first of all to the Ramiahs, Jean and Philida who were back at the hash. A reward down down to a hasher who was greatly handicapped but however finished the hash. Down down to Veronique who had her hair done but finished the hash. Another down down was given to Juliette who was the reason for our GM’s lateness today and a final celebratory down down to Sarah, our late valentine.

Leslie the hash hostage forgot the cowbell.Shame…Down down to the sinner.


The Hash Mish-Management Team
OfficeThe 2010 / 2011 team
Supreme Being:John Cabrelli
Hare Line + Trailmasters:Pierre-André (Deputy: Jean)
Cellarmaster:Rob / Gilbert
Hash Horn:?? (Where is the horn) ??
Religious and Sex Advisor:Leslie
Ice Maiden:Gaetan
Ha$h Ca$h:Thierry (Deputy: Henriette)
Drinks for Wimps ‘n Kids:Harold
Hash Market:Juliette
Edit Hare:Olivier (Deputy: John)
Kitchen Mistress:Philida (Phone: 492 0609)

Mauritius Hash House Harriers. We run (walk) every second Sunday at 10 a.m.

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