Mauritius Hash Trash 588
30-01-2011 Senneville, St Aubin Alan, Leslie, Marie-Claude B.Y.O. #588
VENUE: St Aubin
HARES: Leslie, Alan, Marie-Claude
COOKS: None (BringYourOwn)
GM: John
RA: Captain Nimmo
Great hash, beautiful scenery…the south of the country is such a marvellous place.
Thanks to the hares…so beautiful that today’s hares deserve a reward Down Down. Here’s to the hares…
FIRST TIMERS/VIRGINS:
7 new comers at the hash today namely Richard, Lucy, Celine, Audrey, Pauline, Frederic and Guillaume.
The last 5 from France and fans of our GM’s favourite actor….Gerard Depardieu…
SECOND TIMERS:
1 second timer today namely Pauline. Here’s to the second timer. Down Down.
Careful hashers, it’s RA’s time now…
RA’s PART
A short and sweet story about one of our hashers who thought he would get remarried. He went in town, cross a pharmacy and stopped because he had some queries.
He asks the pharmacist: “Do you have medicines for heart attacks?” “Yes I do” replies the pharmacist. He continues: Do you have medicines for arthritis?” “Yes I do” replies the pharmacist. He goes on: “Do you have VIAGRA, wheel chairs, white stick etc?” The pharmacist replies that he has everything.
AND our hasher to say to the pharmacist: “Great then, I’ll send you my wedding gift list….”
LOL —————————-
We have today, a geriatric hasher who is so proud of having won the first prize at a recent competition that he ran the hash wearing his gold medal. Down Down to John our proud GM. John asks that Kate also deserved a Down Down as she won the silver medal in her category at the same competition. Here’s to the geriatrics…
Back to the GM
Punishment time! Our GM was attacked by a colony of wasps because he tried to help one of our lady hasher, Veronique, to pass the river. Where was her husband? Very far…Down Down to Pierre André who should be no one’s husband…
Cowbell
The cowbell is given to a hasher who, when she is abroad, loves taking pictures of cows all day long besides spending quality time with her boyfriend. Down Down to Jacqueline the cow lover.
NEXT HASH: BELLE TERRE
HARE: DODOCOP AND TRAILMASTER
FOOD: BRING YOUR OWN
Olivier
| The Hash Mish-Management Team | |
|---|---|
| Office | The 2010 / 2011 team |
| Supreme Being: | John Cabrelli |
| Hare Line + Trailmasters: | Pierre-André (Deputy: Jean) |
| Cellarmaster: | Rob / Gilbert |
| Hash Horn: | ?? (Where is the horn) ?? |
| Religious and Sex Advisor: | Leslie |
| Ice Maiden: | Gaetan |
| Ha$h Ca$h: | Thierry (Deputy: Henriette) |
| Drinks for Wimps ‘n Kids: | Harold |
| Hash Market: | Juliette |
| Edit Hare: | Olivier (Deputy: John) |
| Kitchen Mistress: | Philida (Phone: 492 0609) |
Mauritius Hash House Harriers. We run (walk) every second Sunday at 10 a.m.
