Mauritius Hash Trash 560
560 03-01-2010 Creve Coeur Martin Do-it-yourself BBQ #560
GM DODOCOP requested the circle up at 1.05 pm and welcomed the hashers to the first hash of 2010. Happy new year everyone!
Dodocop asked Martin, the hare, to come in the middle of the circle. How did the hashers found the trail? Everyone was happy about the run however Bob asked Martin if he had prepared a cake with all the flour that he hadn’t used to set the trail!!!
FIRST TIMERS/VIRGINS: 4 new comers namely,
Gilles from France,
Tristan from Australia,
Christelle from Mauritius
Gaetan from Canada.
SECOND TIMERS: Down downs were given to
Romain and
Shiam.
Mid-Life crisis:
Our GM invited the RA. Leslie started by picking up three hashers, Claude, Brian and Etienne, who looked like in their mid-life crisis. They were asked, “Guys, what is your mid-life crisis experience?” Following their respective answers, Brian was awarded a Down Down for his experience. Our RA then told us a story along the lines of the “mid-life crisis” subject.
Angus had Married Morag 30 years ago but one day he took a good look at his wife and said, “Honey, 30 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, and we slept on a sofa bed and watched TV on a 14-inch black-and-white TV…and I went to bed every night with a hot 25-year-old blonde. Now, we have a nice house, a nice car, a big bed and a big-screen plasma TV…but I’m now sleeping with a 55-year-old grandma. It seems to me that you’re not holding up your side of things Morag!”
But Angus’ wife Morag is a very reasonable woman. She told him to go out and find a hot 25-year-old blonde, and she’d make sure that he would once again be living in a cheap apartment, watching TV on a small screen, driving a cheap car and sleeping on a sofa bed!
Moral of the story: “Hey guys take a long look in the mirror before judging how well your wife is ageing”.
Fashion star:
The RA informed the circle that, among the hashers today, was present the most fashionable woman hasher. Alexandra was elected most fashionable lady hasher and was awarded a Down Down for being so beautifully dressed.
Misbehaviour:
The RA gave Martin, today’s hare, a Down Down for economising on the flour and hence causing 80% of the hashers to get lost.
Election:
Alan stepped in and asked that Leslie be confirmed by the circle as RA. The circle elected Leslie as the official Hash RA. Down Down to our officially elected RA.
Hash Hostage:
Geerish chose John as new hash hostage. John was given the cow bell and a Down Down for running half naked on the trail.
The GM had a last word before closing the hash circle. He asked again for volunteers to help office bearers in preparing the hash.
NEXT HASH: POSTE DE FLACQ (to be confirmed – check on website)
HARE: REY
FOOD: PHILIDA AND MARIE JO
| The Hash Mish-Management Team | |
|---|---|
| Office | The 2009 / 2010 team |
| Supreme Being: | Gilbert “Dodocop”; Tel: (M)910 4062 |
| Hare Line + Trailmasters: | Jean (Deputy: Pierre-André) |
| Cellarmaster: | Bob |
| Hash Horn: | Geerish-ish |
| Religious and Sex Advisor: | Leslie |
| Ice Maiden: | Michael |
| Ha$h Ca$h: | Chantalle (Deputy: Henriette) |
| Drinks for Wimps ‘n Kids: | Harold ?? |
| Hash Market: | Marie-Claire, Eileen (Deputy: Henriette) |
| Edit Hare: | Olivier (Deputy: Zandré) |
| Kitchen Mistress: | Philida (Phone: 492 0609) |
Mauritius Hash House Harriers. We run (walk) every second Sunday at 10 a.m.
