Mauritius Hash Trash 570
23-05-2010 P. Aux Sable (Patty’s House) The Ladies #570
LADIES HASH 23 MAY 2010
GM DODOCOP requested the circle up at 13.15 pm. and welcomed the hashers at this 570 Hash.
The HARES…Patty, Annabelle and….DIDIER…Everyone was astonished that, for this special hash….a LADIES hash, one of the hares was a guy…Anyway…the circle congratulated the hares for having set this nice trail which was long and pretty hard.
FIRST TIMERS/VIRGINS: 2 new comers at the hash today namely:
Leyla from Turkey
Murray from Scotland.
SECOND TIMERS: 4 second timers faced the circle. Down Down to:
Theo,
Thitra,
Deylinda
Karl.
RA’s SERMON:
One of our hashing comrades, who was feeling very poorly, went the other day with his wife to consult a specialist at their Clinic.
After our hasher underwent exhaustive tests the Consultant called in our hasher’s wife and asked her to sit down.
“I have two choices for you” said the Consultant. “Your husband is at a crossroads – do nothing and he will die within three months! However – there is an alternative!!!!”
“Every morning fetch his daily paper and prepare him a healthy breakfast.”
“For lunch prepare a light but very nutritious meal, and, just as important, do not ask him to do anything in the least stressful.”
“Purchase the latest DVDs for him so that he can relax in the afternoons with a small whisky.”
“In the evening, prepare one of his favourite meals with a little liquor to follow.”
“You must satisfy his every whim – and, if you can do this for 10 to 12 months your husband will totally regain his health and start Hashing again!!”
On their way home from the Clinic, the hasher asked his wife what the specialist had said about his health.
“You have about three months to live” she replied.
MORAL OF THE SERMON: ALWAYS GET THE FACTS FROM THE HORSE’S MOUTH!!!!!!!
Was then time for the punishments! Our RA called John, Murray, Vidya and Sarah to face the circle.
The first two…I quote “front running bastards”… should wait for 10 hashers when they see a box with a 10 mark.
Regarding Vidya, she should not have used her wood stick to add on the number of hashers in a box and Sarah… I don’t remember what was her sin…I guess it was because I was making some reactions to some abuse of the hasher’s favourite sport drink…guess what!!
HASH HOSTAGE:
I quote Padre John on this one (who, with love and passion, accepted to write the trash for the hash hostage event…)
“Today’s hash hostage, extremely gay Olivier, chose (rather oddly, in my opinion!!!) to SHARE his dangling, jangling cowbell with his aunt…
How will they be able to share the constrains of the damned bell…???”
The reason behind sharing the cow bell were that: 1) the hash hostage forgot to run with his cowbell 2) his aunty suspected him of having loss today’s hash register when, in fact, it was in her bloody bag…he is to the Alzheimer…
DOWN DOWN to Olivier and Marie Andrée…
GM closed the ceremony at 1.35 pm.
NEXT HASH: MIDDLE OF NOWHERE NEAR RICHE EN EAU
HARES: ALAN, LESLIE AND MARIE CLAUDE
FOOD: NO IDEA
SEE YOU ALL IN TWO WEEKS.
Olivier
| The Hash Mish-Management Team | |
|---|---|
| Office | The 2009 / 2010 team |
| Supreme Being: | Gilbert “Dodocop”; Tel: (M)910 4062 |
| Hare Line + Trailmasters: | Jean (Deputy: Pierre-André) |
| Cellarmaster: | Bob |
| Hash Horn: | Geerish-ish |
| Religious and Sex Advisor: | Leslie |
| Ice Maiden: | Michael |
| Ha$h Ca$h: | Chantalle (Deputy: Henriette) |
| Drinks for Wimps ‘n Kids: | Harold |
| Hash Market: | (Vacant ??) |
| Edit Hare: | Olivier (Deputy: Sara G) |
| Kitchen Mistress: | Philida (Phone: 492 0609) |
