Mauritius Hash Trash 576
15-08-2010 Valetta Tusia and Isabelle Henriette #576
12.55 PM: Circle up you HASHERS yells our new GM!
The HARES please…come into the circle.
Tusha and Isabelle came in the circle and were greeted by the hashers for this wonderful hash.
HOWEVER they were awarded a DOWN DOWN by our GM who missed the hash direction.
DOWN DOWN to the Direction-Less…
FIRST TIMERS/VIRGINS: 5 new comers at the hash today who were all asked to introduce themselves and mention their favourite actor…WEIRD QUESTION…anyway…our new hashers are:
” Patrick from France whose favourite actor is ….GERARD DEPARDIEU…
” Anne Lise from Mauritius whose favourite actor is … GERARD DEPARDIEU…
” Jean from South Africa whose favourite actor is…AGAIN…GERARD DEPARDIEU
” Jacqueline from Mauritius whose favourite actor is…GERARD DEPARDIEU…OHHHHHH COME ON ARE YOU THAT DESPERATE!!!!!!!
” Finally a French hasher who introduced herself as SLEEPY SEX…
SECOND TIMERS: No second timers. DOWN DOWN to our INCOMING GM…JOHN THE SACRILEGIOUS BAPTIST
Before moving on to the RA’s ceremonial, our GM asked the hashers if anyone would volunteer to bring the beers.
DODOCOP volunteered to bring the beers as from October.
ROB volunteered for the beers until October.
DOWN DOWN of thanks offered to ROB.
Another special DOWN DOWN was awarded to VERONIQUE who showed an anti-hash culture during today’s run; she said that “I am a lady so I don’t do checks…”.
Here’s to THE HASH DIVA…
Leslie is replacing our new RA namely PATTY-PATTISSON who flew for 3 months to Scotland immediately after here appointment.
Let’s hope she comes back with some ‘Jimmy’ jokes!
A short story for you hashers:
A hasher comes to his doctor and tells him that his wife doesn’t want to have sex with him for the last 7 months. The doctor tells the Hasher to send his wife in so he can talk to her.
So the wife comes into the doctor’s office and the doctor asks her what’s wrong and why doesn’t she want to have sex with her husband any more.
The wife tells him, “For the last 7 months every morning I take a taxi to work. I don’t have any money so the taxi driver asks me, “So are you going to pay today or what?”
“So I take a ‘or what’. When I get to work I’m late so the boss asks me, ‘So are we going to write this down in the book or what? so I take a ‘or what’.”
“Going back home again I take the taxi and again I don’t have any money so the taxi driver asks me again, ‘So, are you going to pay this time or what?’.”
“So, again I take a ‘or what’. So you see doctor if my husband gave me a little more money, I wouldn’t be so tired in the evening!” The doctor thinks for a second and then turns to the wife and says, “so are we going to tell your husband or what?”
Today hashers, we are honoured by two persons (and their daughter) who decided to marry in Merry England rather than in Mauritius!
THEY DESERVE A HASH WEDDING CEREMONY…I now call our special priest…JOHN THE SACRILEGIOUS BAPTIST
Hashers we are gathered here today to unite these two specimens in holy matrimony…I, Martin Steward Webb (alias Cliff Richard), lawfully wed my sexual partner for…
Special note from the hash scribe: Apologies to those hashers who were not present…the priest’s speech is untranslatable in human language…so…not in this trash…Oops
Here’s to THE NEWLY WEDS…
One more DOWN DOWN awarded today…and the winner is DODOCOP who, despite his hasher experience, yet confused front runners on the trail today by wrongly doing a check. DOWN DOWN to Mr. Confusion.
BRIAN today’s hash hostage, after playing Mr. Enigmatic for some minutes, decided to take his revenge on a hasher; the one who atrociously set the directions to the hash today which caused to have made him late…Come on PERRY, you are our new hash hostage. Here’s to the new hash hostage.
Thanks to Henriette who organised for the food today.
GM closed the ceremony at 13.35 pm.
NEXT HASH:Medine (La Meque)
HARES:Jean and Harry
SEE YOU ALL IN TWO WEEKS.
|The Hash Mish-Management Team
|The 2010 / 2011 team
|Hare Line + Trailmasters:
|Pierre-André (Deputy: Jean)
|None at present!!!
|Religious and Sex Advisor:
|Chantalle (Deputy: Henriette)
|Drinks for Wimps ‘n Kids:
|Olivier (Deputy: John)
|Philida (Phone: 492 0609)