Mauritius Hash Trash 657
11-04-2010 Beau Songes David H. Jacqueline L. #567
GM DODOCOP requested the circle up at 12.55 pm.
He excused himself for not having turned up on time at today’s hash.
He then called the hares to face the circle. The hashers were delighted with the trail and congratulated the hares.
JOHN said that he will give a full body massage to the first runner and walker. Unfortunately for JOHN, no one came forward to ask for his massage…
Our GM asked Adrianne to communicate the latest news about Zandré, our ex hash scribe.
Adrianne said that Zandré had just landed in South Africa and that she says hello to all of us and that she misses the hashers a lot. Leslie intervened and said that Zandré was the funniest hash scribe. Everyone who knew her agreed to that statement. The GM said that Zandré deserved a DOWN DOWN for her contribution as hash scribe for several years.
HAROLD was given a DOWN DOWN on her behalf.
Here’s to the funniest hash scribe…
FIRST TIMERS/VIRGINS: 5 new comers at the hash today namely:
VAL, NICK and AMANDA from UK,
KARL from Germany,
NICOLAS from Mauritius.
ALTA & BERNADINE.
DOWN DOWN for the second timers.
Welcome back, our official RA. LESLIE had a little sermon to make to the hashers. Before narrating same, he asked his hash congregation to say “Hallelujah” when he raises his hand. This is what he narrated:
“These new churches coming to Mauritius are attracting a lot of interest – even amongst some of our hashers.
In fact three hash couples recently were interested in joining one of these churches – HALLELUJAH!
I will not name them and cause possible embarrassment but lets say that one couple was ‘older’, one couple ‘middle-aged’ and one couple ‘much younger’.
They all met the Pastor who said that each couple must be tested before being admitted to his church.
All three couples must abstain from sex for two weeks before they return to meet him. HALLELUJAH!
Two weeks pass and the hash couples return to see the Pastor.
The ‘older’ hash couple said that abstaining was no problem – that was normal for them!! The Pastor admitted them to the church – HALLELUJAH!
The ‘middle-aged’ hash couple admitted that it had been very difficult – they even ended up sleeping in separate beds – but they had succeeded! HALLELUJAH!
The ‘young’ hash couple stepped forward. “Well?” said the Pastor. “Well” said the young hasher “things were going reasonably well for a few days then my wife over-reached herself trying to get a can of beans from the top shelf. She dropped it and bent over to pick it up in her skimpy shorts. That was too much…I was ravenous with desire and took her on the spot!”
“Well my son” said the Pastor “I’m afraid you cannot be admitted to our church”. “That’s the least of my problems Pastor!” said the young hasher “Now, I’m banned from Super-U for life and have to appear at Court in Port Louis in two days time.” HALLELUJAH!
The moral of the story: “GET YOUR PRIORITIES RIGHT AND DO WHAT COMES NATURALLY”
HASH WEDDING CEREMONY
For those who were absent today, I am very sad to say that they missed the funniest wedding ceremony ever. It is impossible to transcribe the Padre John’s speech for the ceremony. What can be said is that he should be awarded an OSCAR for his performance…a HASH OSCAR maybe!!!!
Our newly married couple: MICHEAL & YOVANIE…..CONGRATULATIONS
The Priest: PADRE JOHN. The Sisters: HENRIETTE and JULIETTE.
DOWN DOWN to the couple…Here’s to the newly weds…
No new hash hostage today as CHANTALLE our hash hostage is absent today.
CHRISTIAN, under the false name of Alain Rivière, posted a note on the hash website about German officials who just landed in Mauritius and would be participating at today’s hash. Mr. Rivière asked for a special organisation to be put in place (such as name badges for security purposes etc.). ALAN thought that the note was true until he realised that it was posted on the web site on the 1st of April.
For this joke…CHRISTIAN was awarded a DOWN DOWN. Here’s to the witlessness Christian…
Before closing the hash circle, the GM asked for volunteers to bring the three beer boxes at the next hash. REY, NICOLAS AND GM volunteered to this task. THANKS to all of them.
Special thanks to Bob, Rey and Olivier for the website and the scribes and a special thanks to the only kid who had been our brew master today.
NEXT HASH: BASSIN
HARES: DODOCOP & CHRISTIAN
Thanks to Jacqueline who organised for the food for this hash.
SEE YOU ALL IN TWO WEEKS.
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