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Mauritius Hash Trash 569

09-05-2010 Pt. Aux Piments Girish #569

In the absence of Olivier our scribe, I was asked to take the notes of the 569 Hash at Pointe aux Piments.

Was he not my nephew I would have said NO ooooooooooooooo! As this is not my favourite task. .
Anyway, here we go . . .
The Grand Master thanks Geerish for a very good hash. He mentioned that Geerish takes the bus to come to the HASH and that we need more people to do nice hash like this one. Applause for Geerish.. he is a hasher through and through..
First timers:
Tertra and Theo Govine from Pamplemousses
John from UK
Second timers:
No second timers ! down down to our grandmaster
Down down to Alan for shortcutting. He went down on the road on his own. Total disgrace to the guy who knows better… he is a sinner through and through ..

R A ‘s Sermon
‘’Praying for some birds’’
One of our Lady Hashers who is on her own at the moment thought she would buy two talking parrots, for company, from the Port-Louis market.
But there was a problem!
So she approached her Priest and told him, ‘’Father, I have a problem. I bought these two talking female parrots at the Port Louis market, but they only know how to say one thing’’
‘’What do they say?’’ the priest enquired.

‘’They only know how to say, ‘’Hi, on-on, we are Mauritian prostitutes. Do you want to have a good time? Nudge, nudge!’’
‘’That’s terrible’’ the priest exclaimed, ‘’but I have a solution to your problem’’.
Bring your two female parrots over to my house and I will put them in with my two male parrots who I taught to pray and read the bible, My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase and your female parrots will learn to worship God.’’
‘’Thank you’’ the Hasher responded. So the next day, the Hasher brings her female parrots to the priest’s house. The priest’s two parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage.
The lady puts her female parrots in with the male parrots and the female parrots say, ‘’Hi, On-On, we are Mauritian prostitutes. Do you want to have a good time? Nudge, nudge!’’
One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and exclaims,’’Put the bibles and rosary beads away
Jimmy, our prayers have been answered

Moral of the story: ‘’Be careful what you buy at the Port-Louis Market.
Food: Thanks to Fazila for the very nice briani and to Mike for driving the briani.

Next Hash; At Pointe aux Sables . Patty’s Ladies Hash. No men will be allowed in the networking.

On On

The Hash Mish-Management Team
OfficeThe 2009 / 2010 team
Supreme Being:Gilbert “Dodocop”; Tel: (M)910 4062
Hare Line + Trailmasters:Jean (Deputy: Pierre-André)
Hash Horn:Geerish-ish
Religious and Sex Advisor:Leslie
Ice Maiden:Michael
Ha$h Ca$h:Chantalle (Deputy: Henriette)
Drinks for Wimps ‘n Kids:Harold
Hash Market:(Vacant ??)
Edit Hare:Olivier (Deputy: Sara G)
Kitchen Mistress:Philida (Phone: 492 0609)

Mauritius Hash House Harriers. We run (walk) every second Sunday at 10 a.m.

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