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Mauritius Hash Trash 542

26-04-2009 Creve Coeur Martin Muriel #542

Today’s trail was in a rural paradise nestled amidst majestic mountains.
Short and scenic!
Nature at its best.

GM Alan was addressing the crazed crowd from Martin’s veranda…and today more than ever, it was quite a job to get some quiet in the circle. These hashers just can’t stop talking!

Whilst the GM started the circle proceedings, the hash kitchen table was being prepared right in the middle of the circle ~ causing hungry-tummy-distraction ~ today we had a slight FOOD WOBBLE but hashers always make a plan!

Martin, our hare, was called forward and applauded for his great efforts.

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Martin, Angela and Lisa (Germany)
Curtis (South Africa)
Thierry (Mauritius)
Claire (UK/Mauritius)
Sally (UK/Mauritius)
Maryse (Quebec)
Justin, Michelle and baby Evie (UK)

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There were no second timers today……
(The GM pretended not to notice that he was supposed to get a down~down!)

By the time everyone realised things were moving on RA-pidly.

RA ALISTAIR was back on track and back in the seat after a few hashes of absence – he was pleased to see some nice new faces and even more pleased (or disgusted) to see the same old sinners week in and week out!


1 ~ The RA was in Flic en Flac last week and trying to find a parking spot at the Spar – stuck in the parking area someone hooted at him … who else but a HASHER!!! We were all wondering who could be so rude!?! CLAUDE was the guilty “horny” hasher who blew his horn at the RA … and he was causing a circle stir while hiding behind the GM‘s skirts to avoid getting his down-down.

2 ~ At the last sunset hash a week ago… also at Martin’s place… the sun-setters had a meal in the village and there was a TV screen featuring a football match and afterwards there was a news bulletin on which appeared the face of a GUILTY HASHER!

CHRIS was called in to explain what he was saying on TV (because the sound was turned down) so he tried to score some brownie points with the RA saying that he was inviting everyone to the hash…but the main reason he was called in was because he preferred GOLFING to HASHING!!! So here was to the DOUBLE SINNER and ANTI-HASHER – he got a down-down in the GM‘s special Port Vila mug for his misdoings.

The GM took the floor again and invited the

Leslie came forward, all chained up and ready to hand over the ball and chain…we were all asking on which ball should the hash name be written?

Leslie wanted to give the “hostage” to someone that made him think of “bondage” – and asked the circle WHOSE NAME came up in that line of conversation???
It was none other than our very own sexual deviant CLAUDE the wrestler, who was hugging and tackling Leslie while he chained him up.
Now Marie-Jo could tie him to the kitchen sink for the next two weeks…and Claude the sport was showing off that he knew exactly where to put his balls.

The GM called in a couple of HASH HONEYMOONERS who arrived late and was pulled out from their newly-wed-nest ~ Tomoko and Julien!
CONGRATULATIONS…and as RA John would have said…COMMISERATIONS!!!
We should have tied them up with the ball and chain!

RA Alistair was called in to do the honours and give them some marriage advice (he said it came from someone who did it twice and didn’t get it right) – he congratulated them and his only advice was: ENJOY!

Julien’s arm was in a sling and we all wanted to know the juicy details – so he confessed that he fell into a drain the night before they were supposed to get married and the wedding was postponed…Ooh la la…looks like they got off to an interesting start…was he trying to escape??
Patrice was chipping in and said … now that Julien was married he should stop using his left arm!!!
The Trash Sensors are going mad here guys….time to change the subject!

The next run will be set by Jean in Bassin. The GM asked everyone to travel with their maps and not get lost like Captain Nemo did due to dodgy directions on the web!

Thanks to our WHIZ GIRLS Muriel and Henriette for solving the food-problem so skilfully – and also for Henriette’s coconut cakes – it was absolutely delicious!

We were all wishing Martin good luck with his operation on Thursday and looking forward to seeing him become the hash’s next front runner!

The romantic moral of today’s hash in a nutshell…
From the nuttiest scribe in the hash tribe:

Brides and Grooms…
Please explain?
Falling into a drain
And then volunteer
For a ball and chain???

I saw two hares hop

Zan – Your Edit Hare

The Hash Mish-Management Team
Supreme Being:Alan “Strong On”
Hare Line + Trailmasters:Gilbert “Dodocop”; Tel: (M)910 4062
Deputy: Alan “Strong on”; Tel: (H)675 0365, (M)790 9782
Cellarmaster:Chris & Tess (beer-a-dor/labrador) & Deputy Bob
Hash Horn:Blob “Supremous Blobus”
Religious and Sex Advisor:Alistair
Ice Man:Dave H.
Ha$h Ca$h:Henriette
Drinks for Wimps ‘n Kids:Harold
Hash Market:Marie-Claude
Edit Hare:Zandré,
Stand-in: Adrienne (or anyone who can write)
Kitchen Mistress:Marie Jo (Tel. 453 9675) & Sarah as gourmet deputy

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