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Mauritius Hash Trash 500

25-08-2007 La Cambuse Leslie & Marie-claude Caterer #500

Told you I would be back with a bang!

This hash was Fantabulous – a 3 day triple dose of fun & giggles, it was all it promised to be & more. Put a bunch of hub bubbly hashers together & you are sure to have a hurly-burly hyper-inflated HASH BASH! We were blessed with brilliant weather.  

(See the Photos of this 500 HASH)

Our Campsite was situated in a magnificent spot – overlooking the sea, with plenty of footpaths apart from the hares’ trail which was brilliantly marked & not too cumbersome, we all had a superb stroll along the exquisite beach, through a fascinating forest, we even came upon a beautiful baobab tree ~ yep…this run 500 was something to write home about…serene, nonchalant & carefree. 

Willem (Holland)
Janine (Mauritius)
Kervin (Mauritius) 

second Timer

Rob (Liverpool, UK)
Annabelle (Mauritius)
Rachelle (Mauritius)

Before we get to the DOWN-DOWNS, our Grand Master ordered a special D-D

for a very special Girl….. Henriette, for all her efforts in securing a comfortable & private LOO for the LADIES…she was dubbed the OUI OUI GIRL…or translated in simple English, the WEE WEE Girl, but WE like the French version better & WE sounds like US, so this definitely translates into OURS…she is definitely OUR kinda girl – way to go girl – you’re a superstar!  

By the way, Henriette made the snazziest stickers for this hash, dontcha all think so?

Our GM was also in for a surprise…

Yours Truly and Peter, our RA for rent, thought it was a suitable moment
to hand over this Horny Viking Helmet (all the way from Scotland mind you)
hmmmmm, to our GM & Hash-Horn, check it out dudes, is this cool or what?

Our RA could not upstage the GM but nevertheless his headgear was quite horny too!


Tuscia ! From now on she will be called Madame X, because she said that a box with Roman Numeral 10 (X) meant a check back…so she caused a fair amount of confusion amongst the front-runners & had to pay the price!  


PATRICE ! Out of all the tents of different & interesting shapes & colours & sizes….here comes the ERECTION SPECIALIST, the engineering tent man, demonstrating the latest in BMW camper with side tent,,, no-one missed this ~ absolutely brilliant & hilarious luxury lesson in camping!  


MASS SINNING…. this down down was shared by all the short cutters – Zan, Rosemarie & Jacques, Marie-Claude & Golda…for taking shortcuts (or was it long-cuts) not to cross that infamous dodgy pipe over the stream. 


SERGE & LYNNE ~ a special prize for the most romantic couple in a small tent, they earned the WILLY REPAIR KIT, and got their reputation of Sexual Athletes sealed! 

*Congratulations to all the unsuspecting sinners who sacrificed themselves so selflessly for the sake of downing a free beer, what would the hash be without you! You are heroes in disguise, happy-go-lucky first class A1 hashers!!! 

Oh hang on a second…I am having a moment..

Oooh aaah out you come!!!

By this time, the sun has gone down & I can’t make out what I have written, so I have no idea why BRIAN decided to give the SMELLY BLUE to KEVIN…because?

All I know is that Kevin had absconded from the circle & took a long time to show himself…and the children had the time of their life giving him a Smelly Shower he will never forget….and probably regrets…at least for that night!






Hi Hashers

Thanks to all those who came to support the 500th Hash Camp…!!  And

thanks to all those unable to be there for the Camp, but came to

support the Hash Bash…!!

It was a record Hash Camp with 38 Tents and I am told 86 Hashers for

the Bash…!!   I hope you all enjoyed it, I know I did…!!??

I would again like to say a special THANK YOU to all of you who helped

and assisted me with… Transporting goods and equipment, cooking,

Assisting others erecting Tents, Music … Lighting, Ladies Toilet, and all those delicious Salads and other Snacks,

Beer, Wimps drinks,  

To the Hares, for setting the Hash,

And last but not least…

To all of you who assisted with the Washing and cleaning up afterwards… You are

a Great team…!!

I also apologize for the “LOST PIG”   due to the Cooks who got lost

and went to another beach…!!  We got it in the end, all be it a

little late…

Thanks again, see you at the next Hash…

ON ON…!!

On behalf of all the hashers, we would like to thank our Supremous Blobus & the rest of the Mishmanagement Team…for this unforgettable weekend – we had loads of fun & the food was fantastic, the company awesome, we all had pockets full of marvellous memories to take back home ! 

Lemme scoot!

Love ya ~ see you all in no time….

The Hash Mish-Management Team
Supreme Being:BLOB who is a multitasker & will still be blowing the HASH HORN
Hare Line + Trailmasters:Alan “Strong on” Grihault; Tel: (H)675 0365, (M)790 9782
Deputy: Gilbert “Dodocop” Leste; Tel: (M)910 4062
Cellarmaster & Barbecue Bearer:DAVE “Shorty” COLBERT
Hash Horn:Robert “Blob” Latimer
Religious and Sex Advisor:Peter “Malignant Growth” & we are still looking for another volunteer for the times when Peter is somewhere else on the planet downing someone else’s beers!
Ice Man:Dave
Ha$h Ca$h:Henriette Decotter
Drinks for Wimps ‘n Kids:Jean and Philidia Ramiah
Hash Market:Marie-André Boullé
Edit Hare:Zandré Wallwin ,
Stand-in:Adrienne (or anyone who can write)
Webmasters:Rey “Hot Pants” and / or
Bob “Lord Russell” (
Kitchen Mistress:Marie Jo Constantin (Tel. 453 9675)

1. Volunteers for setting Hashes are invited to contact the Trail Master:
Alan ‘Strong On’ Grihault on 675 0365 (H) or 790 9782 (M).

2. Would hashers please note that there is a deposit ( money ! ) on glass bottles (beer, softies). Please put them in the crates, do not loose them or take them home !

3. There is an alternative “Sunset Hash” once every 4 weeks. It is held at 4pm, Saturdays on weekends which do not coincide with this Sunday Hash).

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