Mauritius Hash Trash 501
501 09-09-2007 Reduit Dodocop + Valéry #501
Hare(s):DodoCop, Valéry (as in Giscard d’Estaing)
Another exclusive peek into the MH3 Diary ~ stick with me and I will tell you all about our escapades!
Today’s run was an 8 km asphalt jungle, an urban trail leading us on top and underneath the highway and low way, scoring an average of 8 on Rosemarie’s scale and ending in a delightful little picnic spot next to a stream with lush green grass and white ducks. Thanks to Dodocop’s courtesy we even passed by Ebene shopping centre so all the girls could make a toilette stop and Bob could feed his cash flow from the atm machine. Truly a yuppie and happy hash indeed.
We were missing a lot of hashers today, our Supremous Blobus and Peter our RA for rent, Henriette our Ha$h Ca$h and Rey our paparazzo, David and Juliette together with all the rest that didn’t come, but that didn’t deter us from having a SUPERB time and all the more to share with all you missing hashers next time. Don’t stay away too long pleeeeeeeeease!.
Our Honorary Trailmaster Alan was also two timing and multitasking as GM today ~ great to see him in his very special hat, the explanation for the 3 balls is as follows ~ Yesterday England won at rugby, football and cricket ~ whoa! Go get’em boys!
As you can see, and coached by Captain Nemo, I tried to get in all his balls.
Jenny (Durham, UK)
Sasha (Essex, UK)
Beth (Cardiff, Wales)
Catherine (Surrey, UK)
Geoffrey, Josianne and children Tiphane and Chloe (they used to hash in Asia!)
Oh I know this is the moment you’ve all been waiting for anxiously! Do try to control your enthusiasm, I am trying to announce today’s RA saving the day, high fives to HENRY who took his place in the spotlight with charm and cool moves, this stuntman secretly wanted ALL the girls to down a beer and then get their phone numbers! Cheeky Devil! This is how it went —
RA decided to have a left and right issue and wanted to punish everybody who was walking on the left hand side of the road and setting a bad example to the children, but as you know the blobs of flour are always on the left side of the road so he is either talking nonsense and wants to waste a load of beer or he has a point! So from his original list of baddies
Jackie, Martin, Tusia, Jacqueline, Zan, Vanessa, Gary, David, Gertrude, Gerard, Sasha, Catherine, Harry, Beth, Jenny, Claudia……. and the list goes on..can you see it’s fading all together?
He decided to give an honourable down-down to all the ladies on the other side who didn’t do anything wrong….
Vanessa (notice she is double dating as her name appears on both lists?)
And last but not least CLAUDIA…who actually got a double D~D because she had a bottle between her legs, and like a good girl she sprayed beer on the RA for having such a dirty mind so he wanted to give her a TRIPLE D~D!
Hey dude, leave some beer for the rest of us!
So along came the time for a proper RA Joke of the day.
So there you go! Those who have been in a taxi or behind a taxi should know what St. Peter was talking about.
Wonder who the lucky winner would be this time…
Kevin decided it had to go to Gang, the gentleman who represents the law but did nothing wrong, so he got his infamous smelly beer shower that the Smelly Blue is notorious for! Hey G, you are a good sport!
Talk about Blue, look what we found in the stream, a fresh-water BLUE Camaron!
(In a blue bucket, how’s that for colour coded coordination!)
Thanks to our foodie brigade, Priscilla and family filled our tummies to the brim & we even had home-made almond sweeties ~ yum yum yum.
Our next run will be in a fortnight and it might be set by Alan and David…..in an undisclosed location, so watch this space I am sure all will be revealed in no time, and it will be another day of parcels filled with fun!
So until then…
Sport your best smiles and , stay cool
Signing off with a squeeze ~~~
PS ~ check out the style ~ these are true hashers having a hash moment
Coming next …
Trailmaster – Alan
Kitchen Mistress – Marie Jo
|23-9-07||502||Alan and David||Towards Souillac||G. Wiehe|
|07-10-07||503||Patrice and David||Candos||Cooks ?|
|21-10-07||504||Phil., Kevin and Johan||Cooks ?|
|04-11-07||505||Brian and Bertrand||Cooks ?|
1. Volunteers for setting Hashes are invited to contact the Trail Master:
Alan ‘Strong On’ Grihault on 675 0365 (H) or 790 9782 (M).
2. Would hashers please note that there is a deposit ( money ! ) on glass bottles (beer, softies). Please put them in the crates, do not loose them or take them home !
3. There is an alternative “Sunset Hash” once every 4 weeks. It is held at 4pm, Saturdays on weekends which do not coincide with this Sunday Hash).
|The Hash Mish-Management Team|
|Supreme Being:||BLOB who is a multitasker and will still be blowing the HASH HORN|
|Hare Line + Trailmasters:||Alan “Strong on” Grihault; Tel: (H)675 0365, (M)790 9782|
Deputy: Gilbert “Dodocop” Leste; Tel: (M)910 4062
|Cellarmaster and Barbecue Bearer:||DAVE “Shorty” COLBERT|
|Hash Horn:||Robert “Blob” Latimer|
|Religious and Sex Advisor:||Peter Wallwin (Malignant Growth) and we are still looking for another volunteer for the times when Peter is somewhere else on the planet downing someone else’s beers!|
|Ice Man:||Dave Hughes|
|Ha$h Ca$h:||Henriette Decotter|
|Drinks for Wimps ‘n Kids:||Jean and Philidia Ramiah|
|Hash Market:||Marie-André Boullé|
|Edit Hare:||Zandré Wallwin ,|
Stand-in:Adrienne (or anyone who can write)
|Webmasters:||Rey “Hot Pants” email@example.com and / or|
Bob “Lord Russell” (www.bob-russell.net)
|Kitchen Mistress:||Marie Jo Constantin (Tel. 453 9675)|