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Mauritius Hash Trash 448

04-09-2005 Piton Du Milieu Edwina And Rob #448

Piton du Milieu

Edwina and Rob

First Timers:
Gavin Smith from New Zeland

Second Timers:
Charlotte Wright and her daughter Erina

Clarence being absent,Alan acted as grand master and thanked Edwina and Rob for the good hash;they were awarded 10 out of 10 marks by the runners.

We were lucky it did not rain as it was a bit cloudy in the morning.

John the Baptist, our religious and sex advisor “par interim” welcomed his flock…”us” in the kingdom of heaven. He was sad because he found out that a few sheep got lost during the hash. Edwina had to go back and fetch them. Our R.A shopped at Jumbo last night and met a few of his disciples; Tusha, Perry’s wife was pushing her heavy trolley while her husband was just walking in front … a few meters along he found Leslie pushing his heavy trolley while his wife was at home … SHAME!! Men must not do the shopping, this is the women’s chore. If we are not careful, he wil infect all the flock, he must repent.

I had the bad idea of reminding John that Martin was wearing new shoes. Our R.A hates gossiping; I was la “femme Palabre” or if you prefer the rumour-monger, I deserve the punishment. So, Leslie and I had a down-down…Hashers and harriets, I warn you Tom is gone but John the Baptist is here! You better follow his instructions and do not sin on Sunday morning. Our grand master thanked Sylvia and your edit-hare for the food and reminded us that we still need some volunteers for the food. See you on Sunday the 18th September.

Your edit-hare

Alan’s Receding Hareline:
DateRun No.Hares   –   Area
18th September449Alan and Jean,  Beau Vallon Estate
2nd October450Martin, Ecole du Nord
16th October451???
Phone: Trailmaster…….Alan – 675 0365 (H) or 790 9782 (M)
Claudia’s Advancing Foodline:
DateRun No.Cooks
4th September448Henriette & Sylvia
18th September449(Vacant)
Phone: Kitchen Mistress ……. Claudia (???)


1. There is an alternative “Sunset Hash” once every 4 weeks (arranged not to coincide with this Hash). Held at 4pm on Saturdays.

2. Would hashers please note that there is a deposit ( money ! ) on glass bottles (beer, softies). Please put them in the crates, do not leave them on the beach or with the rubbish (or even take them home).

Supreme Being:Clarence Babet
Hare Line + Trailmasters:Alan “Strong on” Grihault
Cellarmaster:Gilbert “DodoCop” and Rob
Hash Horn:Robert “Blob” Latimer
Religious Advisor and   
Sex Councillors:
Anand Gopal (who knows everything but doesn’t come)
Deputy: John the Baptist Cabrielli (who comes most times)
Barbecue Bearer:Dave “Shorty” Colbert
Ice Maiden:Bob “Lord” Russell + Peter “Long zip” Attig
Ha$h Ca$h:Claudia Carey
Drinks for Wimps ‘n Kids:Philidia Ramiah
Hash Market:Marie-Andrée
Edit Hare:Henriette Decotter, Stand-in: Marie-Claude or anyone who can write
Webmaster:Bob Russell ( )
Website:  OR

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