Mauritius Hash Trash 447

21-08-2005 Trianon Annelise – Phil – Ed #447


Annelise, Phil, Ed

First Timers:
Erina & daughter Charlotte from UK. Erina mentioned that she is a nurse and an ex-air hostess. They will be in Mauritius for some time and we hope to see them again.

Second Timers:
None today so GM took a down, down in memory of absent hashers.

The GM thanked the three hares for a run well set. He then treated us to a ‘Little Johnny’ joke about black balls.

John ‘The Stallion’ Cabrielli was promoted to the dizzy height of assistant RA. He will henceforth be known as ‘John the Baptist’ because he started his duties by shaking holy water over the sinners.

Ed was called up for misleading his flock and taking them right past the trail and up a false trail. Phil was called in for good measure. Ed was given the opportunity of trying out the ‘stiff arm’ drinking machine. He didn’t do a very good job and most of the beer went up his nose and in his left ear.

It seemed to be ‘Get at Ed’ day today because he was next awarded the smelly blue t-shirt. Again accompanied with a second chance with the ‘stiff arm drinking machine’. The results were as bad as the first time. He needs much more practice !

A very good biriani was provided by Marie-Claude. Everyone had seconds and thirds.

The next hash will be set by Rob and Edwina, probably in the Piton du Milieu area.
Next food – Henriette.

Stand-in edit hare, Stuart

Special announcement:
Stuart is so happy to get his ‘old flame’ back that he has invited all faithful hashers to a party at his place in Quatre Bornes on Wed. 31st August. Bring a bottle and/or snacks. He will provide some food also.

Alan’s Receding Hareline:
DateRun No.Hares   –   Area
4th September448Rob & Edwina
18th September449Alan and Jean,  Beau Vallon Estate
2nd October450Martin, Ecole du Nord
16th October451???
Phone: Trailmaster…….Alan – 675 0365 (H) or 790 9782 (M)
Claudia’s Advancing Foodline:
DateRun No.Cooks
4th September448Henriette & Sylvia
18th September449(Vacant)
Phone: Kitchen Mistress ……. Claudia (???)


1. There is an alternative “Sunset Hash” once every 4 weeks (arranged not to coincide with this Hash). Held at 4pm on Saturdays.

2. Would hashers please note that there is a deposit ( money ! ) on glass bottles (beer, softies). Please put them in the crates, do not leave them on the beach or with the rubbish (or even take them home).

Supreme Being:Clarence Babet
Hare Line + Trailmasters:Alan “Strong on” Grihault
Cellarmaster:Gilbert “DodoCop” and Rob
Hash Horn:Robert “Blob” Latimer
Religious Advisor and   
Sex Councillors:
Anand Gopal (who knows everything but doesn’t come)
Deputy: John the Baptist Cabrielli (who comes most times)
Barbecue Bearer:Dave “Shorty” Colbert
Ice Maiden:Bob “Lord” Russell + Peter “Long zip” Attig
Ha$h Ca$h:Claudia Carey
Drinks for Wimps ‘n Kids:Philidia Ramiah
Hash Market:Marie-Andrée
Edit Hare:Henriette Decotter, Stand-in: Marie-Claude or anyone who can write
Webmaster:Bob Russell ( )
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