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Mauritius Hash Trash 449

18-09-2005 Beau Vallon Jean & Alan #449

Beau Vallon

Jean & Alan

First Timers:
John Ng

Second Timers:
Gavin Smith

A very interesting and slightly muddy site. We have not hashed in this area before (at least within living memory). It was in fact close to the airport but so far. We were separated by a gorge with a swift flowing river. Nice viewpoints and picturesque scenes. Also a view of the new and controversial SE Highway (The Ferney Forest zapper).
The trail was quite long and some walkers got lost. Our Pasteur and shepherd was not doing his job too well. Leslie, our beloved immediate past Master decided to take a swim in a 35cm deep canal. He was a little wet but came up smiling which was more than could be said for his new digital camera.

The RA had a go at several people after blessing the crowd and anointing our second-timer. Alan and his famous TV series on higher maths was the main subject of his wrath (obviously he could not follow the intricacies of high level maths). Five unsuspecting hashers were summoned forward to represent 5 animals in Alan’s program. After an interminable diatribe, John-the-Baptist allowed the ‘animals’ to go in peace and no blood was spilt.

Claudia and Alan were then awarded down, downs for something or other.

The smelly blue was awarded to RA John who seemed to like the idea of wearing it.

Many thanks to Martine for the good food.

Your edit-hare

Alan’s Receding Hareline:
DateRun No.Hares   –   Area
2nd October450Martin, Ecole du Nord
16th October451Dod Cop
Phone: Trailmaster…….Alan – 675 0365 (H) or 790 9782 (M)
Claudia’s Advancing Foodline:
DateRun No.Cooks
18th September449Martine
2nd October449Claudia B.
Phone: Kitchen Mistress ……. Claudia (???)


1. There is an alternative “Sunset Hash” once every 4 weeks (arranged not to coincide with this Hash). Held at 4pm on Saturdays.

2. Would hashers please note that there is a deposit ( money ! ) on glass bottles (beer, softies). Please put them in the crates, do not leave them on the beach or with the rubbish (or even take them home).

Supreme Being:Clarence Babet
Hare Line + Trailmasters:Alan “Strong on” Grihault
Cellarmaster:Gilbert “DodoCop” and Rob
Hash Horn:Robert “Blob” Latimer
Religious Advisor and   
Sex Councillors:
Anand Gopal (who knows everything but doesn’t come)
Deputy: John the Baptist Cabrielli (who comes most times)
Barbecue Bearer:Dave “Shorty” Colbert
Ice Maiden:Bob “Lord” Russell + Peter “Long zip” Attig
Ha$h Ca$h:Claudia Carey
Drinks for Wimps ‘n Kids:Philidia Ramiah
Hash Market:Marie-Andrée
Edit Hare:Henriette Decotter, Stand-in: Marie-Claude or anyone who can write
Webmaster:Bob Russell ( )
Website:  OR

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