Mauritius Hash Trash 312

21-05-2000 Wolmar Flic-en-flac Keith #312

HASH TRASH Vol 12, #312, 21 May 2000

First Timers
What a lot of First Timers – Welcome all!  Vidya came with Geeta; Michelle from the MCB came with Linda; a real Jimmy from Scotland, Anita’s Dad; Andrea; Michael and Wendy; Kitt, although officially a Second Timer as she did her first Hash with us in Madagascar; and, one of only two Hashers to do the full run, Matt who came with Kate.  Sorry if I missed anyone – see you all at the next one.

Second Timers
Don’t we love it when they come back – Fanta with a touch of Supremous Blobus bodily fluid Down Down went to Kitt now known as ‘Mad Hash’ see above.  Stephanie ‘Boomerang’; Vicki ‘Good for something’ and Laurence ‘Good for nothing’.  

Children’s Award
From Roberto to Suzi.  Don’t forget to put your name on the green fella Suzi.

Smelly Blue T’Shirt
Stephanie ‘Ankle’ was very lucky not to have to keep the Smelly Blue – not only did she not run with it on, but it appears that her name which she assures us she had someone sew on, seems to have disappeared from the t’shirt …….  For her sins she was given a Down Down and allowed to pass the Smelly Blue to Eckehardt  ‘Shaking Eel’ because he doesn’t like smelly things either.

Religious Advisor/Sex Councilor
Two myths were broken here – our R.A. proved there really is a Jimmy in Scotland and actually presented him to us.  The other myth being that Edit Hare doesn’t listen to what our R.A. says, to prove you all wrong (and you know who you are) here in its entirety is the joke of the day which will also serve as Hash Humour.

Tony Blair is being shown around a hospital. Towards the end of his visit, he is shown into a ward with a number of people with no obvious signs of injury.

He goes to greet the first patient and the chap replies:
“Fair fa’ your honest sonsie face,
Great chieftain e’ the puddin’.race!
Aboon them a’ ye tak your place,
Painch, tripe, or thairm:
Weel are ye wordy o’ a grace
As lang ‘s my arm.”

Tony, being somewhat confused grins and moves on to the next patient and
greets him. He replies:

“Some hae meat, and canna eat,
And some wad eat that want it,
But we hae meat and we can eat,
And sae the Lord be thankit.”

The third starts rattling off as follows:
“Wee sleekit, cow’rin, tim’rous beastie,
O, what a panic’s in thy breastie!
Thou need na start awa sae hasty,
Wi bickering brattle!
I wad be laith to rin an chase thee,
Wi murdering pattle!”

Tony turns to the doctor accompanying him and asks what sort of ward this
is. A mental ward?

“No,” replies the doctor, “It’s the Burns unit.”

Games Master was absent and I was really looking forward to running around in circles again Alan.

Special Down Downs
First timer Matt ‘Free Willy’ for being late back even though he was one of the two who actually did the whole run!
To The Hares, Val, Keith, Kathy, Keith and Alison

Hash Food
Lots of lovely food (had thirds did you Anand?) – thank you very much Linda and Marilyn.

Next Hash
#313, 04 June – 1000 hrs
Hare:  Afzal Chutoo

Directions:  From everywhere except South West:    Drive through Quatre Bornes towards Flic en Flac along B 2 till Beau Songes where you will see the reservoir on your left.  Keep driving along B 2 for another Km and look for arrow towards Cascavelle on your left.  Turn left at the junction and follow Hash sign  there onwards.

From South West:    Drive Northwards along A3 until you reach Casela Bird Park.  Keep driving along the main road, pass the petrol station on your left.   Turn right onto B 2 at the next T-junction towards Quatre Bornes.  Drive uphill for around 1.5 km and look for arrow towards Cascavelle on your right.  Turn right at the junction and follow Hash sign there onwards.  See you all there.

Hare Line
#314, 18 June – Camping Weekend in the North (near a shop that sells beer).  Details will be advised.  Hare – Supreme Cupid.
#315, 02 July – Volunteers needed

Food Line
#313, 04 June – Peter & Nam Sook
#314, 18 June – Brigitte Murray

Personality Profile – Eckehardt Roeske
Hallo there!!

This is to briefly present myself to my fellow Hashers.  Officially, my name is Eckehardt ROESKE, but I have been baptised “Shaking Eel” by the Hashers as my profession involves electrical power and electronics.

I was born on the 15 May 1949 in Germany and am a qualified Engineer.  I have being married to the same wonderful woman for the last 27 years and have two adult sons, Frank and Thomas.

My hobbies include reading, and walking among nature.  One quirk of my personality is that I am extremely fussy about doing things properly.  Otherwise I am a great guy!!!

Unfortunately, I will not be able to attend the next Hash gathering as I will be in Germany for three weeks..  However, I will not delay the handing over of this ‘historic’ T-shirt to its next “owner” so I have arranged for my friend Jan Christlieb to return it to the Hash Family.

I have added my personal touch to the T-shirt to enrich its history and in the meantime have found a good place to store it and have given strict instructions to my maid not to wash nor clean it!!  On. On.

Our Hash Site has new photos so check it out –
Don’t forget to get your PIE ORDER in to Brigitte Murray in time for delivery at the next Hash.  Email to

AHLEHASHING  Fiona and Russell Worthy stopped in to see the Weimers family (ex-MHHH) in their small village of Ahle in Northern Germany. This is definitely the spot for a Hash – long, flat ( very flat), dry, forests and plenty of pubs for beer stops.  The family passes on its regards to all Hashers.   Why not contact them on  or

For Sale  
1994 LandRover Discovery 2.5 TDi 3dr.  Please contact Alan Oliphant with offers on 202 5553 (office), 686 6007 (home).

Useful and indispensable for computer users.  Adobephotodeluxe, Adobephotoshop LE & MGI Photosuite. Originals only. Will accept Rs 3000. Contact Perry Joseph 675 3266 or E-mail :

Supreme Beings
Blob Latimer (6963815) & Kevin Murray (7210576)
Trailmaster:  Lord Russell
Cellarmaster:  John & Julie
Hash Horn:  Tony ‘Barnacle Bill’ Ward
Religious Adv/Sex Councilor:  Leslie Nimmo
Barbecue Bearer:  Dave ‘Shorty’ Colbert
Ice Maiden:  Peter Attig
Ha$h Ca$h:  Dave ‘Shorty’ Colbert
Drinks for Wimps ‘n Kids:  John & Julie
Gamesmaster:  Alan ‘Knit’ Renton
Web Meister:  Alan Oliphant
Edit Hare:  Wendy Austin (6257399)

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