Mauritius Hash Trash 321
08-10-2000 ????? Bain Boeuf ???? Dave Colbert #321
FIRST TIMERS
NEENA, brought along by Linda & Paul, is on holiday here. She’s from Dublin.
FLACHSLAND & GERD from Germany. Also here on holiday.
WENDY brought along by Nick.
NANCY was invited by Marie-Lynnn.
BRIGITTE, who had the audacity to arrive in NEW SHOES!
SABINA who wanted to remain anonymous.
SECOND TIMERS
Robert “Roo” – what makes you think he’s from Down under!!
Angus “One-knee”, due to a strapped up knee.
“Two-knee”, which apparently means NAKED in French!
SPECIAL DOWN-DOWNS
To the Hare, Dave “SHORTY”, for holding us up by having to race
home to fetch the onions.
Also to Juliet & Darion. They all downed their DD’s like true professionals,
but Darion decided to share his with Blob, who wanted it in the mouth &
not over his body! Blob therefore gave Darion a kneeling DD, of which
NONE went into his mouth. WHAT A WASTE!!
First -timer, BRIGITTE got a DD for wearing new shoes. Don’t think she
enjoyed it much – looked rather green to me!
SMELLY BLUE T-SHIRT
Denny “CANNON MAN” wasn’t around to pass it on, so delegated Darion
to pass it on to whom he saw fit – or maybe to who it WOULD fit!!
Blob suggested Mike “MISDEMEANOUR” (our ex RA) who crawled down from his lofty tower to honour us with his presence for the day! Actually,
it was more because the missus was away and you know how the saying
goes: “when the cat’s away, the mice shall play”! And to show off the
new Harley Davidson – which is a beaut, if I may say so!! (It brings back
fond memories of when ……!! Oops! ) Where was I?
Anyway, Blob said: “You know the rules”. Mike promptly knelt, opened
wide and humbly(?) said: “It’s been 3 years since my last confession….”
and proceeded to demonstrate one of the most professional DD’s I have
ever seen! NOT A DROP WASTED!!
Geeta very kindly helped Mike put on his SBTS!
RA
Thank goodness Jimmy’s still away, so we’re being entertained by a variety
of jokes from our RA.
CHILDREN’S AWARD
WHERE ARE YOU??
SPECIAL THANK-YOU’S
To Juliet “SNOW WHITE”, Darion & Dave “SHORTY”
for the excellent grub!! Juliet’s culinary skills are well-known &
always appreciated!
Enjoyable run, Dave!
HASH LINE
#322 22 OCTOBER – BRIGITTE & SYLVIA
#323 5 NOVEMBER – ETIENNE & MIRIELLE
#324 19 NOVEMBER – CLARENCE BABET
FOOD LINE
#322 22 OCTOBER – MARIE-CLAUDE & LESLIE
DIRECTIONS FOR NEXT HASH
As directly transcribed from Sylvia:
MARE LONGUE RESERVOIR – From North go up to La Marie Filter Beds, past Mare Aux Vacoas Reservoir. After approx. half km you will see “Mare Longue” sign on your right, turn there and follow the hash signs.
From south: take directions Plaine Champagne. Past Black River National Park and drive in direction Mare Aux Vacoas Reservoir. On your left you will see “Mare Longue” sign turn there and follow the hash signs.
NOTE:
(1) FROM MAIN ROAD YOU HAVE 1.5 KM BAD ROAD LEADING TO THE RESERVOIR, A NORMAL CAR CAN MANAGE BUT DRIVE CAREFULLY PLEASE. I HAVE DONE THIS WITH A MITSUBISHI LANCER SO I THINK THAT EVERYBODY CAN DO IT.
ON! ON!
HASH MISH-MANAGEMENT
Supreme Beings
Blob Latimer (6963815) & Kevin Murray (2547074)
Trailmaster: Lord Russell
Cellarmaster: John & Julie
Hash Horn: Tony ‘Barnacle Bill’ Ward
Religious Adv/Sex Councilor: Leslie Nimmo
Barbecue Bearer: Dave ‘Shorty’ Colbert
Ice Maiden: Peter Attig
Ha$h Ca$h: Dave ‘Shorty’ Colbert
Drinks for Wimps ‘n Kids: Lord & Lady Russell
Hash Market: Anne & Alan Renton
Gamesmaster: Alan ‘Knit’ Renton
Web Meister: Shelley Van Lit
Website: http://www.mhash.com
Edit Hare: Brigitte Murray (283 8488) kmurray@intnet.mu
