Mauritius Hash Trash 459

05-02-2006 Bel Air La Lucie Alan & Dodocop #459

Venue: Bel Air (La Lucie)     

Hare(s): Alan & Dodocop

First timers:
Terry Dawer and Malcolm Watson from New Zealand.

Second timers:
Selena Hay

Our grand Master welcomed all of us and thanked Alan & Gilbert for setting the hash but he curiously noted that it was the first time the hares got lost too. Martin’s kids were stranded and fortunately Rey, Bob and Marie-Andrée took a wrong trail and found the kids.

We had a nice french couple, Gérard & Josephine Lormeau, as returners. They accepted the down-down with pleasure. Our grandmaster reminded everyone that it was the parents’ responsibility to look after their kids on the Hash. Martin proposed “hash handcuffs” for his boys.

hash 459 Ra

Our sex adviser John, dressed as a Scottish centurion, is becoming romantic nowadays; after briefing us on the poet & songwriter Burns (who was also a woman seducer) found himself in the soul of this artist and declared his love to your edit-hare by reciting a poem of Burns… no comments

Our R.A was shocked after learning that Anne-Lise offered an iguane (50cms long) to her husband Phil. The latter complained to John that he could not sleep at night because that animal “sleeps in his bed, snores and even participates to….. ) John ordered a down down to Anne-Lise for disturbing Phil’s life.

hash 459 Eric

Our GM announced to us the departure of Eric and Merete for Colombo. Eric said that his wife and himself had a great time with us and they tried to participate to most of the sunday hash. He briefed us on the Colombo’s Hash and proposed a joint hash at Colombo (depending of how many of us can be packed in a container). Eric offered a commemorative tee-shirt to our GM and RA.

Marie-Claude who had the filthy blue t-shirt last time hesitated between 2 sinners. Either John, who on the last hash, left soon after the run because it was raining (weaky R.A) or Martin who was a careless father on this hash. We all voted for Martin.

The next hash will be set by Claude.
Anne-Lise will be cooking the food ( Iguane’s curry for the menu ! )

Your edit hair

little joe  Coming next …Receding HarelineAdvancing Foodline
DateRun No.Hares   –   AreaCooks
19th February460Claude – Chassé KanakaAnne-Lise
5th March461Jean and Annielle – Bassin estatesMarie Andrée
19th March462Blob and Clive – Tamarin Resevoir???
Alan – Tel. 675 0365/ 790 9782
Kitchen Mistress ……. Claudia – Tel. 261 6327)


1. There is an alternative “Sunset Hash” once every 4 weeks (arranged not to coincide with this Hash). Held at 4pm on Saturdays.

2. Would hashers please note that there is a deposit ( money ! ) on glass bottles (beer, softies). Please put them in the crates, do not leave them on the beach or with the rubbish (or even take them home).


Supreme Being: Clarence Babet  

Hare Line + Trailmasters: Alan "Strong on" Grihault 

Cellarmaster: Rob Swingler 

Hash Horn: Robert "Blob" Latimer 

Religious Advisor and    Sex Councillors: "John the Baptist" Cabrielli 

Barbecue Bearer: Dave "Shorty" Colbert 

Ice Maiden: Barry Bently 

Ha$h Ca$h: Claudia Carey 

Drinks for Wimps 'n Kids: Philidia Ramiah 

Hash Market: Marie-Andrée 

Edit Hare: Henriette Decotter, 

Stand-in: Marie-Claude or anyone who can write 

Web updating: "Hot pants" Rey  

Web page design : Bob Russell ( ) 

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