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Mauritius Hash Trash 308

26-03-2000 La Combouse Leslie And Anand #308

HASH TRASH Vol 11, #308, 26 March 2000
First Timers
Big welcome to all the First Timers – translated from the French by Blobus, Marie Claude & Alain from Reunion; Kate from the USA here for a year doing research on domestic violence; veteran Hasher Andreas whose Argentinean Hash name is ‘Lomito’ which roughly translates to ‘Little Willy’; Vicky & Laurence from Princes Tuna; Joan from Colas; and lastly, Julie’s Uncle, Phillip, from Derbyshire. See you all at the next one!

Second Timers
Good Down Downs by ‘Doddle’ and ‘Diddle’.

Bunny with a ……….
Supremous Blobus awarded the Bunny with a bolt up its bum to Vincent to keep forever. Good luck to Vincent’s parents when he starts to ask questions about that bolt.

Children’s Award
Lucky Vincent received this Award too. Don’t forget to put your name on the green fella.

Smelly Blue T’Shirt
Russell ‘Santa 111’ Worthy managed to make himself scarce when this was handed out at the last Hash so the recipient then, ‘Sexy Shorts’ made sure he got it this time. Don’t forget your Personality Profile to Edit Hare – we have not had one for ages!

Religious Advisor/Sex Councillor
Greetings from Jimmie and a few funnies.

We are very sad to say farewell to Peter Bukowski who somehow managed to escape getting a Hash name! Forever more he will be known as ‘Man with no name’. Peter was a great help to the Hash especially in the food department! All our best wishes to Peter and Karin.

Another (final) farewell to Dagmar and Detlev who really do leave us this week along with their two doggies – all bound for Germany. Good luck everyone!

Mad Hash 2000
An Advance Information sheet was handed out to those happy Hashers heading off to Madagascar. Anyone who did not receive a copy, please contact Edit Hare for one. Mad Hashers are requested to send their deposit cheque, copy of their work permit (expats only) and two passport size photographs for visa purposes to Concorde Travel.

Hash Food
Big thank you to Marie Claude and Alexandra for all that great food – loved it!

Next Hash

309, 09 April, 1000 hrs

Hare: Tony Ward

Directions: Make your way to Curepipe and get on the A10, Royal Road. Get to the B70 which leads west to La Marie. Turn right on to the B64 towards Glen Park. Turn left on to the B65 leading to Mapou. Keep going through Mapou and Henrietta till you get to the bus terminus. Go straight on past the bus terminus and follow the track south through the sugar cane. Watch out for potholes. Look for Hash signs. The track follows the line of telegraph poles. Keep going for about 1.5 km till you get to a small bridge over a stream. Turn next right through the gates and you are there at Tamarind CWB Reservoir. The area is good terrain for dogs. Please bring 4 wheel drive with good ground clearance if you have one. We will leave in 4 wheel drive convoy at 1020 to go up on to the ridge where the run starts. Please be prompt, we will not come back for stragglers. Ankle biters, non runners, 2 wheel drive cars, beer and food will remain down by the reservoir. Bring cameras, there is a fantastic view point at the top of the ridge looking over Flic en Flac and the West. There is not much shade up on the ridge so bring water bottles and kepis (hats? E.H.).

Hare Line

310, 23 April – Volunteers needed

311, 07 May – Volunteers needed

Food Line

309, 09 April – Dave & Juliette volunteered – thank you!

310, 23 April – Volunteers needed

Hashers on the Internet
Don’t forget to visit (do not insert WWW) for photos from run #306. As well as your own Hash site,

Hash Birthday
14 May – Mauritius Hash will be 12 years old.

Hash Humour
I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer.
Sorry Officer, I didn’t realise my radar detector wasn’t plugged in.
Aren’t you the guy from the Village People?
Hey, you must’ve been doin’ about 125 mph to keep up with me! Good job!
I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
You’re not gonna check the trunk, are you?
Gee, that gut sure doesn’t inspire confidence.
Didn’t I see you get your butt kicked on Cops?
So, uh, you on the take, or what?
Gee, Officer! That’s terrific! The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
What do you mean, “Have I been drinking?” You’re the trained specialist.
Hey, is that a 9mm? That’s nothing compared to this .44 magnum!
Supreme Beings
Bob Latimer (6963815) & Kevin Murray (7210576)
Trailmaster: Lord Russell
Cellarmaster: Julie & John
Hash Horn: Tony ‘Barnical Bill’ Ward
Religious Adv/Sex Councillor: Leslie Nimno
Barbecue Bearer: David ‘Shortie’ Colbert
Ice Maiden: ???
Ha$h Ca$h: David ‘Shortie’ Colbert
Drinks for Wimps and Kids: Julie & John
Web Meister: Alan Oliphant
Edit-Hare: Wendy Austin (6257399)

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