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The Mauritius Hash Trash 301

Vol 11, #301 21 November 1999 Mare-aux-vacoas + Reunion J & B (mar-aux-vacoas) + Keith Kurly Top


A great turnout for another Hash in the “RAIN BELT”…!! Welcome to all the first timers and visitors..

Farewell to Franz -Joseph, Mecki and Anna… Who have been regular Hashers since their arrival in Mauritius… The Hash will miss you all,
not only for your hard work and enthusiasm, but your friendship as well… On behalf of the Hash I would like to wish you all the best for
the new Millennium. RAMBLING ON

Thanks to the “J&B’s Jacky & Bob for setting a Great Hash…!! and Sylvia and the Girls for the GREAT FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD…! I had “3” helpings…!! My thanks to all the other helpers, without whom the Hash would not function…!!

And last but not least thanks to “SUPREME CUPID” for wearing the funnel and giving me a “DOWN DOWN”…!! RAMBLING ON ON

The Hash…??!! What can I say…?? There’s a little “ditty” and it goes like this…

Mud..Mud… Glorious Mud…
Nothing quite like it for curing the blood…
So… Follow me follow…
Down to the hollow…
And there let us wallow…
In … Glorious…MUD…!!


For those attending the New Years Eve Party… We need your MONEY NOW…!! Please don’t spoil it for everyone else… We need to pay for the premises and food & beverages etc.

Please send your Cheques to the order of “Mauritius Hash House Harriers” to Wendy or myself… Without this the event will not happen…!! Non Hashers are welcome to this event…

See you at the next one.




 We have premises… the cost will be approx. RS 1,000.00 per person… and will include: MUSIC & DANCING TILL DAWN…!! A Five course Dinner, Champagne, Red wine, White wine, Beer, Soft drinks. Bring your own “Spirits” and “Fire works” .


Smoked Marlin platter

Prawns & Palm heart

Spit Roast Lamb

Ratatouille Poiki

Rice & Apricot Pilaf

Mixed Salad

Fruit Salad & Cream

Cheese Platter


If you want to stay the night to avoid having to drive, take a tent and breakfast. IF YOU WISH TO ATTEND PLEASE CONTACTWENDY, CUPID OR BLOBASAP…!!

First Hash

Welcome to Volker visiting for three months from Germany and Robert also visiting from The Netherlands. Hope you are both still here for the next Hash!

Second Hash

No second timers! As per Hash protocol, Supremous Blobus received a Down Down (is this supposed to be a punishment?).

Religious Adv/Sex Councillor

Our R.A/S.C., being careful not to mention Wembley, told us about a day in the life of Jimmy in the Scottish Division of the SAS.

Car on a bit of wood Award Went to Reunion Island Hash with Curly Tops.

Happy Hashers Award

Richard, ‘Wanker the Banker’ to Supreme Cupid.

Children’s Award

Where are you Stephan?

Fashion Award

For going full face in the mud, Richard Wanker the Banker along with Anna for being too clean.

Smelly Blue T Shirt

From Edit Hare to Marie Claude ‘God’ for being a quiet achiever always trying (this time unsuccessfully) to blend into the back of the pack.

Gay Singles

Rosemarie, hand over the bolted Bunny!


Amid much sobbing, we bid FAREWELL to Mecki, Franz-Joseph and Anna Wiemers. We will miss you all!!! It took two years Anna, but you finally got your Down Down!

Special Down Down

Robert ‘First Timer’ found that it does not pay to change from ones muddy Hash gear into nice clean shirt, trousers and polished shoes. Managed a good Down Down for his errors.


Thank you for all that great food Sylvia & Co.

Next Hash

#302, 1000 hrs, 05 December Hares : Bernadette, Leslie & Anand

Directions: Either from North or South, drive along the trunk road towards Pamplemousses/Beau Plan round-about and park at the Main North end parking of the Pamplemousses Botanical Garden. From there, ON. ON! Dry & Short.

Hare Line

We need volunteers please. If you need help, just ask!

Hash #303, 19 December – the last one before Christmas (probably at MUGS?????)

Food Line

Hash #302, 05 December – Perry Joseph

Hash #303, 19 December – Christmas Hash

Babies and young children’s toys

Hasher Jennifer Fleurot’s daughter-in-law will be holding a small expo vente of babies and young children’s toys imported from Germany and very useful and enjoyable for babies and young children, at Continent on the 29/30th November. Could be just the thing for Christmas gifts for your children and friends.


Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk.
That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Ernest Hemmingway

Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
Winston Churchill

He was a wise man who invented beer.

Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.
Lady Astor to Winston Churchill

Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.
His reply

The Washington Post’s Style Invitational asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are some recent winners.

Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person
who doesn’t get it.

Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

Karmageddon: It’s like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it’s like, a serious bummer.

Glibido: All talk and no action.

Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

Ignoranus: A person who’s both stupid and an asshole.


Supreme Beings: Latimer (6963815) & Kevin Murray (2835534)

Trailmaster: Lord Russell

Cellarmaster: Julie & John

Hash Horn: Yves “BoogieWoogie” Robert

Fashion Advisor: Sylvia

Religious Advisor/Sex Councillor: Leslie Nimno

Barbecue Bearer: David ‘Shortie’ Colbert

Ice Maiden: Dagmar Neubacher

Ha$h Ca$h: David ‘Shortie’ Colbert

Drinks for Wimps and Kids: Julie & John

Bangers and Hash: Reverse Alphabet

Hash Market: Bob Tumblety

Web Meister: Alan Oliphant


Edit-Hare: Wendy Austin (6257399)

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