Mauritius Hash Trash 297
26-09-1999 Calodyne Beach Kevin Cupid Murray And Alan Knit Ren #297
SUPREME RAMBLES
Welcome all the new Hashers…!!Hope to see you all at the next one…??!!
The next Hash is the “Camping Hash” at Le Morne.… We have some special Hash VISITORS… John “LOG” Martin & Barbara…!! will be with us from South Africa…!! And the “Queen of Denmark” with 3 or 4 Vikings from Copenhagen will be Invading the Hash…!! The oldest of the Vikings has her birthday on
Sunday the 10th…!! RAMBLING ON
What I like about Hashing near the sea is a good swim afterwards… There is nothing better than sitting in the sea with a cold BEEEEER…??!! A very good turn out, for a well set Hash with lots of “BACK CHECKS” set by Kevin “CUPID” Murray and Alan “KNIT” Renton…
It was typical of the sort of Hash that I really like… SHORT… FLAT … &… DRY…!! (that has to be the understatement of the year). “Barnical Bill’s” Dog Molly, decided she’d had enough running for one
day and made “BB” carry her home…!! Well done the Hares, we even had Tables and chairs… well, some people did…!! Thanks Brigitte “Party Animal” for the great FOOOOOOD…!! I think we should call Brigitte “don’t forget your Pies” Murray…??!! RAMBLING ON ON
Thanks to Daqmar “Ice Maiden” & “Dead left” for donating the new Ice box…!! Thanks also to Bob Tumblety for making six new Hash Signs. (The new ones are white with red lettering). He has also promised six more…!!
Thanks also to everyone else who helped or stood in for our “Edit Hare”
and or anyone else…!! EVERY LITTLE BIT HELPS MAKE A GREAT DAY OUT HASHING…??!! RAMBLING TO AN END
HOPE TO SEE LOTS OF YOU AT THE CHARITY WALK ON SUNDAY 3rd October…??!!
See you at the “CAMPING HASH” Saturday & Sunday 9th &10th October…!! At Le Morne.
ON ON
SUPREMOUS BLOBUS
First Hash
Welcome to all the First Timers –
Leyya Ebrahim from the South African High Comm.; Aline and Sanjage Adjedah; and Tom Morant..
See you all at the next one.
Second Hash
Taking their Down Downs – ‘Titty Galore’ Morant who has returned here to retire; ‘Cannon’ from Caudon; Wanker the Banker (a non-drinking Hasher – surely that is an oxy moron); and finally, Rasta, the girl with the hair and the hat.
Religious Advisor
Our R.A. rambled on about some dubious Scottish (but I repeat myself EH) friends called Jimmie (aren’t all Scotsmen called Jimmie). A story that was very amusing and educational.
Car on a bit of wood Award went to Shortie for having a clean car – rather unusual for a Hasher. Must be the curse of the TATAs.
Happy Hashers Award
To Lord and Lady Russell for some unknown reason but possibly because they are happy come rain or shine! By the way, the battery in the Happy Hash Award has run out and those unkind souls who suggested that Juliette has used the batteries in one of her other toys should feel ashamed of themselves.
Children’s Award
Thomas finally gave it up and awarded the Green Guy to Jay who was bitten by a rabid (non-Hash) dog.
Fashion Award
To Anand for his dayglo pink shorts. Yo for the Pink Puff!!
Smelly Blue T-Shirt
Alan Renton claims he didn’t wash the Smelly Blue when he wore it to set the Hash in the rain on Sunday morning!!! He passed it on to Shortie for contributing so much to the Hash yet never getting a Down Down.
Gay Singles
Motor Mouth Ben left the little feller at home after failing to find a plaster big enough. Well deserved Down Down whilst up to his knees in the sea.
Special Down Downs
To the Hares for setting a course that was correct and full of back checks and other lethal bits and pieces that kept everyone together and ensured the whole Hash was knackered on the return. Well done Cupid and Mr Knit!!
Hash Business
Thank you for all that great food Brigitte ‘Party Animal’ Murray.
Next Hash
#298, 10 Oct, 1000 hrs – Camping Hash Directions: Go to the entrance of the Berjaya Hotel and follow the Hash Signs… There will be a normal Hash run on the Sunday morning… People will be Camping as from the Friday evening, through to Sunday… THERE IS A NICE BEACH & SOME GOOD SNORKELLING…!! So take swim wear…
Hare Line
Hash #299, 24 October ???
Hash #300, 07 Nov – ?????
Food Line
Hash #298, 10 Oct – Camping Hash
Diary Dates
Reunion Island Hash 19 – 21 November
Hash #300 will be on 07 November
Super New Year Hash Bash – 31 Dec
Reunion Island Hash
All happy Hashers wanting to go, complete the form and return it to Curly Top ASAP.
Hash Market
Don’t forget to bring some Rs with you to purchase the water bottle cooler and T-Shirt.
A thank you note from a Hasher
”Salvation to all
A small word to thank you for your hospitality if cordial in your club. Indeed our small family has been delighted to meet you and to participate has your races if convivial in the countryside of Mauritius . Distressed to give you our news only this day, but the readaptation to the life in France, the scholastic return and all remains it have retained all our attention.
We have taken contact with the HASH HOUSE HARRIER of Paris. Les peoples are very convivial. They are all nationality : English, German, Dutch, Switzerland, Austrians, Spanish and French. There is even the consul of England to Paris.The RUN undertake without Paris and in surroundings of Paris.
We wish that whole is fine for you and we tell you to very soon.
Best regards
Claudy and Philippe Valette
P.S. : Text translates from French by software. ‘
Ahhh, that explains it! ED
BUMPER STICKERS WE’D JUST LOVE TO SEE …
Could you drive any better if I shoved that cell phone up your butt?
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If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!
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Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you’re a jerk!
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100,000 sperm and YOU were the fastest?
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Your gene pool needs a little chlorine.
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You’re just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you-:)
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Don’t piss me off! I’m running out of places to hide the bodies.
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Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.
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All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets
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Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
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I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
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Out of my mind…Back in five minutes.
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Hang up and drive.
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If you can read this, please flip me back over…(seen upside down, on a Jeep)
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Impotence: Nature’s way of saying “No hard feelings”
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Heart Attacks…God’s Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends
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Boldly going nowhere
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Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.
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Try not to let your mind wander. It is too small to be out by itself.
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The proctologist called, they found your head.
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Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don’t have film.
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Just because your head is pointed, doesn’t mean you’re sharp.
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Why am I the only person on earth who knows how to drive?
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Some people just don’t know how to drive. I call these people “Everybody But Me.”
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I may be slow, but I’m ahead of you.
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CAUTION – Driver legally blonde. HASH MISH-MANAGEMENT
Supreme Beings: Latimer (6963815) & Kevin Murray (2835534) Trailmaster: Lord Russell Cellarmaster: Julie & John Hash Horn: Yves “BoogieWoogie” Robert Fashion Advisor: Sylvia Religious Advisor/Sex Councillor: Leslie Nimno Barbecue Bearer: David ‘Shortie’ Colbert Ice Maiden: Dagmar Neubacher Ha$h Ca$h: David ‘Shortie’ Colbert Drinks for Wimps and Kids: Julie & John Bangers and Hash: Reverse Alphabet Hash Market: Bob Tumblety Web Meister: Alan Oliphant Website: Edit-Hare: Wendy Austin (6257399) auswin@intnet.mu
