Mauritius Hash Trash 551
551 30-08-2009 La Laura/Creve Coeur Martin, Claude, Marie-Jo Philida #551
Exceptional! Exciting! Exhilarating!
A bunch of exuberant hashers on a huge bus…a beautiful clear day…all the way up to Peter Both Peak and down again!
Exemplary!
Hares Whodunit
GM Dodocop appeared in full disciplinary costume, helmet and baton, to congratulate Martin for volunteering to do the trail AND for the superb impromptu hash idea with the bus and all…it was truly a MAGICAL MYSTERY TOUR scoring 13/13 on the Rosemarie Scale and we just loved it!
Claude and Marie-Jo were applauded for helping with the trail and for helping out gallantly when Martin’s car broke down –
The only two first timers (Anne Maria and Mark), left before we could introduce them to the circle, oooops just wait until they get back as
second timers!!!
Jean Claude (Mauritius)
Teelock family (father and son)
Announcement
The GM wished to thank everybody who helped today; from the cooks to the brew masters and all other volunteers….especially all the hashers themselves who decided to grace us with their presence!!!
We need a volunteer ICEMAN…Mike coolly opted in.
Henriette Ha$h Ca$h was replaced by Chantal…… Hooray happiness!!!
Anybody willing to be the scribe……? (Anybody out there…? Don’t all jump at once!)
Jakarta JOHN ….flew in especially for the occasion to save the day as temporary RA…
BE AFRAID…
BE VERY AFRAID…
Hash Horn Curtis helped to add to the atmosphere.
1 ~ it is tradition that the hares should help out along the course. But one reprehensible gentleman wasn’t a shepherd to the sheep at all as they were lost in the back of beyond climbing towards Peter Both… Claude come forth!!! Claude wore a tight fit uniform and RED SHOES… it was hard not to put him in the spotlight, so he had to go down on his knees and was anointed just before taking his punishment!
2 ~ England won the rugby…then they won the football…DAVE had to pay for the despicable sin of daring to wear the T-shirt in UK colours…Lady Hughes was also called to be punished for letting him appear in this apparel and even more so because he was a Welshman masquerading as an Englishman! Shocking stuff!
Jacqueline wanted to hand the cowbell over to a man who could multitask…CURTIS!!! (Didn’t he make enough noise with the horn??-Ed)
Curtis told her it sounded like he was being followed by a cow…oooh la la, wrong thing to say to a girl, so it was payback time and she wanted to see if he could be a cowboy and still blow the horn!
The next hash will be set by Bertrand and Harry…in a location yet unknown –
We would like to thank Philida for saving the day with the food – delicious as usual!
Hush!
Slush!
Let’s make a FUSS
of Martin
For the surprise BUS
What a HUGE PLUS!!!
ON ON!!!
OVER and OUT!!!
Zan – Your Edit Hare
The Hash Mish-Management Team | |
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Office | The NEW team |
Supreme Being: | Gilbert “Dodocop”; Tel: (M)910 4062 |
Hare Line + Trailmasters: | Jean Deputy: Pierre-André |
Cellarmaster: | Embarrassingly Vacant |
Hash Horn: | Curtis |
Religious and Sex Advisor: | Joint operation (Jacklin, Leslie) |
Ice Man: | Michael |
Ha$h Ca$h: | Chantalle |
Drinks for Wimps ‘n Kids: | ?? |
Hash Market: | Marie-Claire, Eileen |
Edit Hare: | Zandré |
Kitchen Mistress: | Philida (Phone: 492 0609) |