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Mauritius Hash Trash 494

03-06-2007 Piton Martin & Chaya #494

Venue:Piton / Northfields School
Hare(s):Martin & Chaya Today was an utterly stupendous & spectacular hash, from the trail which held sensational views to the after-party & the fab food, it was a total day. image494001image494002 image494001 image494003 The expedition from Piton to the ON-IN at the school went well & no-one got lost…….suddenly we were all bitten by the back-to-school-BUG & harassed the GM by not keeping quiet in the circle, so our long-lost-RA-visiting-for-a-day John Gabrielli made sure everyone shut up – it was great to see you, John……always ready to tickle our funny bones   st Timers :
Helen & Bruno (Mru) Mark & Golda (Israel) Jaykar, Seema & their children Yash & Rutti (Mru) Charlene (Mru) nd Timers :
Eugene Laurent image494006Our RA forgot his glasses for a second so he was dubbed the “Blind religious & Sex adviser”, he wondered who has SEEN his specs but he soon rescued the situation & was back on the SCENE with his shortlist of OBSCENE misdeeds…we have to think of something image494007 to make him pay for wasting precious beer! (Something original….like make him down a beer or something … hee hee) Down-downs The Hares Martin & Chaya…were found guilty of causing an AVIAN POGROM by evicting poor little innocent defenceless birdies image494010from their nest which was drowned in hash-flour…… and Martin’s welsh cousin Hugh Rinal forgot to unlock the men’s toilets or as they are called in the dictionary… u – rinals. Dave & Juliette…gave self-admitted evidence to their crime ….they went down in flames for committing sexual acts on the hash and boasting about it!~ image494011 Dave had scratches on his knees & Juliette had ants in her pants ooh la la – say no more! John & Jennifer had no idea why, how, where & for what they were caught….for the simple reason that there was no reason! This illustrates yet again that hashers never need any reason to down a beer! But nevertheless they were accused of being Alliterative criminals – arriving first & last at the same time…uh? Thus having the Alfa & Omega syndrome…..and for being two goodie-two-shoes and too righteous for our liking! Yours Truly decided to confide in the GM about Peter’s transgressions……for our engagement anniversary today he promised to take me out to lunch & brought me to the hash instead…….so we both got a DD, image494012Peter for thinking he could get away with a cheap date & me for telling on him! Chaya got lucky! She got hers on her knees for being BORN……..goodness gracious hashers, what will they think of next, any excuse for a pint! image494013 Happy Birthday, Chaya – what better company could you have chosen to spend your special day with, we all love a party. image494014Compliments to Evert & Ellen for the great tuna barbecue, as well as to all the cooks for the salad & chicken, the menu was a surf & turf symphony & we even had birthday cake… YUMMY ..it was absolutely finger-licking-delicious. Our next hares are Harold & Adrienne……they will lead us to a mystery location yet undisclosed…… watch this space….. in store for you. Your edit hare Zanimage494025PS His Excellency our Supremus GM’s new LOUD Philosophy = (see image top) image494026 The Hash Mish-Management Team Supreme Being: BLOB who is a multitasker & will still be blowing the HASH HORN Hare Line + Trailmasters: Alan “Strong on” Grihault; Tel: (H)675 0365, (M)790 9782
Deputy: Gilbert “Dodocop” Leste; Tel: (M)910 4062 Cellarmaster & Barbecue Bearer: DAVE “Shorty” COLBERT Hash Horn: Robert “Blob” Latimer Religious and Sex Advisor: Peter Wallwin (Malignant Growth) & we are still looking for another volunteer for the times when Peter is somewhere else on the planet downing someone else’s beers! Ice Maiden: Dave Ha$h Ca$h: Henriette Decotter Drinks for Wimps ‘n Kids: Jean and Philidia Ramiah Hash Market: Marie-André Bullé Edit Hare: Zandre’ Wallwin ,
Stand-in:Adrienne (or anyone who can write) Webmasters: Rey Joseph mailto:reyjo@hotmail.com and / or
Bob Russell (www.bob-russell.net) Kitchen Mistress: Marie Jo Constantin (Tel. 453 9675)

little joe   Coming next …

Receding Hareline
Trailmaster – Alan
Advancing Foodline
Kitchen Mistress – Marie Jo
DateRun No.HaresOn-OnCooks
17th June495Harold and Adrienne 
1st July496Jean and Harry 
15th July497Rosemarie and Jacques 
29th July498Dodocop and AlanReduit
12th Aug499Gilbert Dodocop 
25th (Sat) Aug500BlobLa Cambuse Camp

Announcements:
1. There is an alternative “Sunset Hash” once every 4 weeks (arranged not to coincide with this Hash). Held at 4pm on Saturdays.

2. Would hashers please note that there is a deposit ( money ! ) on glass bottles (beer, softies). Please put them in the crates,
do not leave them on the beach, with the rubbish or take them home !

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