Mauritius Hash Trash 492
06-05-2007 Klondyke Flic En Flac David & Doug #492
|Venue: Klondyke, Flic en Flac Hare(s): David & Doug First Timers :|
Janine (Mru) visiting from Australia
Ginette (Mru) visiting from America
Henry (UK) & Carol (Seychelles) currently in Mauritius, with their 2 sons
John (Seychelles) – Carol’s brother We had a great hash today, hot & on the rocks with a touch of crazy hasher fun as usual to keep everyone smiling. Breathtaking views ! Catherine from Mauritius was our only SECOND timer so we had more beers left for the unsuspecting sinners ….. We were glad to have Peter again as “RENT-AN-RA” as usual up to his tricks ! He was very poetic today even after only one beer as he recited lines from his “poetic gems travelling suitcase”. Down-downs NAVIN was such a good sport after returning to the hash after a long time and getting a d-d for being an “honest heretic” and dressed in short longs or long shorts & off course his NEW SHOES ! The long & short of it was that he thought he would have to down a beer from a shoe…..but was lucky to escape. CLAUDIA got her free beer for suspicious conduct after disappearing into the bushes with some young lad and making everyone wonder what they had been up to …..nudge nudge wink wink say no more !!! Claude had to gulp it down for being extremely late & having a good time on the rocks , he was branded a “sexual predator” and got out of the closet showing off his sexy italian underwear! Way to go, Claude! AGNIELLE wanted to get rid of the SMELLY BLUE to Peter, but being RA only for the day & being blessed by the T-shirt gods missed this golden opportunity & she gave it to BOB RUSSELL for surviving the Royal Raid & he put it on with great finesse NEXT TO THE SKIN the way it should be worn…attention ladies 🙂 Today was also an impromptu occasion of choosing the new Mismanagement Committee – The Hash Mish-Management Team Supreme Being: BLOB who is a multitasker & will still be blowing the HASH HORN Hare Line + Trailmasters: Alan “Strong on” Grihault; Tel: (H)675 0365, (M)790 9782
Deputy: Gilbert “Dodocop” Leste; Tel: (M)910 4062 Cellarmaster & Barbecue Bearer: DAVE “Shorty” COLBERT Hash Horn: Robert “Blob” Latimer Religious and Sex Advisor: Peter Wallwin (Malignant Growth) & we are still looking for another volunteer for the times when Peter is somewhere else on the planet downing someone else’s beers! Ice Maiden: Dave Ha$h Ca$h: Henriette Decotter Drinks for Wimps ‘n Kids: Jean and Philidia Ramiah Hash Market: Marie-André Bullé Edit Hare: Zandre’ Wallwin ,
Stand-in:Adrienne (or anyone who can write) Webmasters: Rey Joseph mailto:firstname.lastname@example.org and / or
Bob Russell (www.bob-russell.net) Kitchen Mistress: Marie Jo Constantin (Tel. 453 9675)
Dear Martin, thanks you have been a great GM & welcome back to the plebs – !
The food was so delicious today, thanks Philida, most of us went back for seconds.
Next hash will be set by Dodocop in a location unknown & Marie-Andre’ will be slaving over a hot stove to feed the masses.
See you all soon !
Your edit hare
Coming next …
Trailmaster – Alan
Kitchen Mistress – Marie Jo
|20 May||493||Gilbert Dodocop|
1. There is an alternative “Sunset Hash” once every 4 weeks (arranged not to coincide with this Hash). Held at 4pm on Saturdays.
2. Would hashers please note that there is a deposit ( money ! ) on glass bottles (beer, softies). Please put them in the crates, do not leave them on the beach, with the rubbish or take them home !