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Mauritius Hash Trash 402

13-12-2003 Mug Alan And Andy #403

Hare(s): Alan and Andy

Venue: MUGS, Phoenix

Lyn and Peter Longridge from Cyprus.
Marie – Jean’s Sister, On holiday.
Simon Fuller on holiday from SA. Full of cooking flair.

Second Timer: Luckily for the GM, there was none. So he downed a DD quite willingly!

On On:
Being an unusual bunch, this time we met on an unusual day- Saturday the 13th!!.
Men and women clad in Red for our yearly Red Dress Hash, gathered at MUGS as from 2 pm. Some though, had been there since 10 am – waiting for the sacrificial lamb! It arrived eventually having given everybody a run around and caused Father Christmas to go as red in the face as his outfit . “Oh what fun it was” to watch our male hasher’s attempt to emulate us, the elegant ladies!
Our hares of the day came out trumps. Belfitt trying to be Belle in a well ‘fitting’ mini dress with tights and all. Alan Redshirt gave up the shirt in favour of his wife’s micro skirt. How on earth did he get into it, one wonders! Merete couldn’t’t take her eyes off his Bum! Watch out Eric!
Still excited and to the sound of the traditional horn we all stood to attention waiting for instructions from the hares.
We then set off towards the traditional Candos Hill, through Jumbo-Score car park, where David displayed his prowess a la “Forest Gump” – in his flowing elf robe. You were a Pretty sight David.
We circled round running comfortably until we reached smelly corner! Pheeew! And it was uphill!!! Got there only to find that one of the hares had put an arrow in the wrong place. So we backtracked across a pleasant field and round to the bottom of the hill (at last, what we had all been waiting for), but some of us decided to opt for the easy way Home.
Needless to say that the whole event caused quite a stir amongst the innocent passers by! They must have thought that we are a strange cult particularly when the Hash song was sung in a small village!!
Thank you Hares for a pleasant, colourful and cheerful run.

RA’s Down’s Down’s:
Hares Alan and Andy for a nice trail. Verdict:9/10
Mireille and Etienne for giving in to fornication and missing the run.
Eric – for child abuse. Poor little Stewart!
Now, what was Patrice on about, sticking two plastic bottles on his chest then passing it on to Eric. Can you clear this enigma Monsieur the GM?!

Smelly Blue: Father Christmas has nicked it!! OH! OH! OH!

Kiddies Award: No, Nick didn’t’t nick it! Daniella rather coyly gave it to him.

Special Visit:
We were honoured to have with us Mr Ibrahim Sheik Yusuf, President of Befrienders (Mauritius).
Ibrahim officially thanked the Hash for the great effort made to raise fund for the Organisation. A grand sum of Rs50,000 has been handed over to him. Ibrahim enjoyed being with us and we hope he will be one of us soon.

Ceremony: Father Christmas decided to throw in the apron. He felt beaten by young Simon who did a good macerating (yes, read it properly) job on… the lamb! So the White Apron (Hash grade 1 spit turner & macerator) is now officially his.

In keeping with Hash tradition, exchange of T-shirt between Peter and our GM. Eric had to eat his words then as he had publicly discredited Peter for not being more rapid with his offering!!
For once, on the Hash, we had a couple who smelled nice. Eric couldn’t’t keep his nose off!! So overwhelmed he was, he gave them a DD. Nice people, nice smell and good sports.


Next Hash and Food: Eric and Merete.
Somewhere on the Beach near Oberoi Hotel. Bring swimsuits. Dress code for men: Bikinis.

Well, what a day and what a Hash!!
Many thank you Eric for his generosity in sponsoring the ‘animal’. Also to all the ladies who contributed salads and things.
We look forward to the next ‘bash’. And the next and the next and the next …



Alan’s Receding Hareline:
DateRun No.Hares   –   Area
28th December404Eric – End of Year run at Pt. aux Piments (Oberoi Hotel)
11th January405Gilbert “DodoCop” – Queen Victoria
25th January406Gilbert & Pascale – Trianon
8th February407Rey – Midlands Dam
22nd February408Etienne, Mireille, Gilbert F.
7th March409Alan & Sarah

1. Would hashers please note that there is a deposit (money) on glass bottles (beer, softies)! Please do not throw them away, leave them on the beach or with the rubbish (or even take them home).
2. Walks take place on most Sundays when there is no Hash. See the “Friendly walks” page for details.

Supreme Being:Bob “Lord” Russell
Hare Line + Trailmasters:Alan “Strong on” Grihault
Cellarmaster:Andy “The Hustler” Belfitt
Hash Horn:Robert “Blob” Latimer
Religious Adv/Sex Councillor:Patrice Curé
Barbecue Bearer:Dave “Shorty” Colbert
Ice Maiden:Rey Joseph
Ha$h Ca$h:Claudia Carey
Drinks for Wimps ‘n Kids:Jean Ramiah
Hash Market:Juliette “Snow White” & David “Shorty” Colbert
Edit Hare:Tom “Decoy” Williams
Always willing deputy Edit Hare:Sarah “Coffee Mate” Grihault
Webmaster:Bob Russell( )

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