Mauritius Hash House Harriers
Hash Trash 494 - 03 June 2007
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Mauritius Hash House HarriersHash Trash 494 - 03 June 2007 |
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| Venue:Piton / Northfields School Hare(s):Martin & Chaya Today was an utterly stupendous & spectacular hash, from the trail which held sensational views to the after-party & the fab food, it was a total
day.
Helen & Bruno (Mru) Mark & Golda (Israel) Jaykar, Seema & their children Yash & Rutti (Mru) Charlene (Mru)
The Hares Martin & Chaya…were found guilty of causing an AVIAN POGROM by evicting poor little innocent defenceless birdies
Dave & Juliette…gave self-admitted evidence to their crime ….they went down in flames for committing sexual acts on the hash and boasting about it!~
John & Jennifer had no idea why, how, where & for what they were caught….for the simple reason that there was no reason! This illustrates yet again that hashers never need any reason to down a beer! But nevertheless they were accused of being Alliterative criminals - arriving first & last at the same time…uh? Thus having the Alfa & Omega syndrome…..and for being two goodie-two-shoes and too righteous for our liking! Yours Truly decided to confide in the GM about Peter's transgressions……for our engagement anniversary today he promised to take me out to lunch & brought me to the hash instead…….so we both got a DD,
Chaya got lucky! She got hers on her knees for being BORN……..goodness gracious hashers, what will they think of next, any excuse for a pint!
Our next hares are Harold & Adrienne……they will lead us to a mystery location yet undisclosed……
Your edit hare Zan PS His Excellency our Supremus GM's new LOUD Philosophy =
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Coming next ...
| Receding Hareline Trailmaster - Alan |
Advancing Foodline Kitchen Mistress - Marie Jo | |||
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| Date | Run No. | Hares | On-On | Cooks | 17th June | 495 | Harold and Adrienne | 1st July | 496 | Jean and Harry | 15th July | 497 | Rosemarie and Jacques | 29th July | 498 | Dodocop and Alan | Reduit | 12th Aug | 499 | Gilbert Dodocop | 25th (Sat) Aug | 500 | Blob | La Cambuse Camp |
Announcements:
1. There is an alternative "Sunset Hash" once
every 4 weeks (arranged not to coincide with this Hash). Held at 4pm on
Saturdays.
2. Would hashers please note that there is a deposit ( money ! ) on
glass bottles (beer, softies). Please put them in the crates,
do not leave
them on the beach, with the rubbish or take them home !
The expedition from Piton to the ON-IN at the school went well & no-one got lost…….suddenly we were all bitten by the back-to-school-BUG
& harassed the GM by not keeping quiet in the circle, so our long-lost-RA-visiting-for-a-day John Gabrielli made sure everyone shut up - it was great to see you,
John……always ready to tickle our funny bones
st Timers :
nd Timers :
Our RA forgot his glasses for a second so he was dubbed the "Blind religious & Sex adviser",
he wondered who has SEEN his specs but he soon rescued the situation
& was back on the SCENE with his shortlist of OBSCENE misdeeds…we have to think of something 
to make him pay for wasting precious beer! (Something original….like make him down a beer or something … hee hee) 
Down-downs
from their nest which was drowned in hash-flour……
and Martin's welsh cousin Hugh Rinal forgot to unlock the men's toilets or as they are called in the dictionary… u - rinals.
Dave had scratches on his knees & Juliette had ants in her pants ooh la la - say no more!
Peter for thinking he could get away with a cheap date & me for telling on him!
Happy Birthday,
Chaya - what better company could you have chosen to spend your special day with, we all love a party. 
Compliments to Evert & Ellen for the great tuna barbecue, as well as to all the cooks for the salad & chicken, the menu was a surf
& turf symphony & we even had birthday cake…
..it was absolutely finger-licking-delicious.
watch this space….. in store for you.
